I’ve long maintained that Germany invaded Poland due to bad-temperedness arising from their own lousy TP. It’s just horrid, a cross between newsprint and sandpaper.
No thanks.
The hammer they keep beating over our heads. I'm so tired of hearing about what the rest of the world does...We're already on our way to becoming a third-world country.
“Whenever the faeces is removed from the anal orifice by a stone, a clod or the like — although its becoming pure is a matter of consideration, praying like that is not objected and things that come into contact with the area do not become najis. The small particles and the viscidity that remain in the area are no problem either. It is not necessary to clean the anal orifice with three stones or three pieces of cloth but it is enough to do so using different corners/parts of a single stone or piece of cloth. Moreover, if the faeces is removed by wiping with the mentioned things only once, it suffices.” — Ayatollah Khomeini, courtesy of the Comparative Fatwas of the Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Khamenei, http://www.leader.ir/tree/index.php?catid=47
And Allah knows best.
< Kanye Whine Voice >
Environmentalists hate those with bowel disorders
< /Kanye Whine Voice >
Seriously, though. They can go to He$$ if they think I’m going to NOT have soft toilet paper. I say we all make them prepare for a Colonoscopy with scratchy toilet paper... If that doesn’t make them change their minds then we might as well flush THEM.
I could go on, with a bunch of examples, and interesting things to do to them to make them change their minds, but then I’d be flamed with posts filled with the TMI tags...
They can all kiss my a$$! (and yes, that’s just a figure of speech!)
Eff the elites.