Posted on 12/17/2009 12:27:42 PM PST by smokingfrog
Why don’t these eco fascists recycle used toilet paper for their own use and leave us alone. And by recycle I mean use the same square over and over again.
When I was stationed in Europe, my wife had a collection of toilet paper from several countries. Some were close to sandpaper in texture, and one sample was corrugated like cardboard. My guess is that harsh, sub-standard toilet paper may have contributed to the European penchant for starting wars.
we already have at least one brand of recycles tissue on the shelves in this country
This is a womans issue.
no pink TP? huh?
Rabbit is hopping along the forest one day, when he comes upon Bear taking a dump.
Bear says, “Rabbit, do you have a problem with sh!t sticking to your fur?”
Rabbit replies, “No Bear, I don’t. Why do you ask?”
So Bear grabs Rabbit and wipes his ass with him.
During my tour in Germany, I made two trips to Crete for Chaparral missile ASP. On the first trip, I discovered that TP down in Crete was basically fine grade sandpaper.
On the second trip, I packed a coupld of rolls of an American brand in my suitcase. 'Nuff said.
My hemorrhoid will chose the soft fragrance free charmin.
Their new slogan will be “Go greenie, and not Cleanie”
Here I sit in fetid vapor.
Some eco-nazi outlawed my paper.
Whilst congress debates, shall I linger?
Or just give up and use my finger.
Take these jerks seriously. A few years ago, no normal person ever thought they would succeed in getting normal light bulbs outlawed.
There’s a reason why recycled toilet paper is brown.
I saw a sample of Russian TP long ago, it reminded me of wax paper.
butt then how do you get enviroweenies out of your rectal area
Envirowhackos go first & use corncobs.
This is pure fecal matter.
Toilet tissue comes from what the industry calls "Fluff Mills". They 'harvest' trees throughout the South grown just for that purpose. They are a crop.
I doubt these are enviro-low-flow toilets....LOL!
My ex-husband told me that the only items I was NOT allowed to skimp on were ice cream and toilet paper, which is why we always had Blue Bell ice cream and Charmin.
I actually prefer tissue with a little more “bite”.
But, let the market decide, not a bunch of enviro-fags.
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