[Red Badger]

Rabbit is hopping along the forest one day, when he comes upon Bear taking a dump.

Bear says, “Rabbit, do you have a problem with sh!t sticking to your fur?”

Rabbit replies, “No Bear, I don’t. Why do you ask?”

So Bear grabs Rabbit and wipes his ass with him.

[Atlas Sneezed]

Rabbit is hopping along the forest one day, when he comes upon Bear taking a dump.

Bear says, “Rabbit, do you have a problem with sh!t sticking to your fur?”

Rabbit replies, “No Bear, I don’t. Why do you ask?”

So Bear grabs Rabbit and wipes his ass with him.

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Actually, the joke works more logically this way:

Rabbit is hopping along the forest one day, when he comes upon Bear taking a dump.

Bear says, “Rabbit, do you have a problem with sh!t sticking to your fur?”

Rabbit replies, “Oh yeah, doncha just hate that?”

So Bear grabs Rabbit and wipes his ass with him.