Miami Herald Staffers Give Tips on How to Commit Adultery

NewsBusters ^ | December 16, 2009 | P.J. Gladnick

[PJ-Comix]

I'm not sure which is funnier about this Miami Herald story; that Adultery 101 was published in that newspaper or the fact that it was actually written by Herald staffers. It is so bizarre of a story that it should be marked down as a sign of desperation to attract readers in the midst of a calamitous circulation plunge.

So let us now join the Miami Herald staffers as they present their readers with "helpful tips" on how to commit adultery with a celeb shoutout to Tiger Woods:

So you're left scratching your head, wondering how a guy like Tiger Woods would allow himself to get caught cheating on his wife.

We're not saying we condone Tiger's actions -- the best way to not get caught cheating on a spouse or significant other is to not cheat on your spouse or significant other. But from observing celeb and non-celeb cheaters from the sidelines for years, following these basic rules would help one cover his tracks.

[PJ-Comix]

A Guide For the Married Man didn't have any tips about using "booty phones." Of course, that movie was made back in ancient times.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[PJ-Comix]

Bizarre South Florida FYI

[a fool in paradise]

We're not saying we condone Tiger's actions... But from observing celeb and non-celeb cheaters from the sidelines for years, following these basic rules would help one cover his tracks.

But-monkey.

Hear Laura talk about the But...Monkey

[HerrBlucher]

Beat me to it. Walter Matthau and Robert Morse? Stupid movie, very stupid.

[OldPossum]

That movie came out in 1967 and I thought it was a hoot, particularly when the main character was caught by his wife in bed with a woman. His reaction? He denied it. And convinced her that all she saw was a figment of her imagination.

[MattinNJ]

Like i always tell the feminazis, if it's one thing i agree with Bill Clinton about, it's that women are mere playthings and not to be taken seriously. Women are here merely for our pleasure.

Why am i always getting in trouble?

[OldPossum]

Obviously, HerrBlucher and I do not agree.

[ronnied]

Why am i always getting in trouble?

‘cause you live in n.j.?...

[Soothesayer9]

Cue the Good Times episode where the hubby in a fit of rage, amidst the wife’s pleadings for him to keep silent, says “only good for the kitchen and the bedroom!!”

[sheikdetailfeather]

Boeing Boeing - Tony Curtis and Jerry Lewis

http://www.amazon.com/Boeing-VHS-Tony-Curtis/dp/6302658799

[Slings and Arrows]

I guess Dave Barry is still writing for the Herald.

[devolve]