[goat granny]

Damn, I thought I was on to something new....I realize hair get really confused as we age. It stops growing on men's head and comes out of the ears and nose and does strange things to some mens eyebrows......It quits growing on a woman head and she grows a mustache and goatee...I must talk to God about this someday...

[CaptRon]

Put in a word for me. According to what I’ve read here tonight I we might not be on speaking terms.

[NicknamedBob]

"Damn, I thought I was on to something new....I realize hair get really confused as we age."

It's Mother Nature. She is the wicked queen with the Magic Mirror, forever asking, "Who is the fairest of them all?"

And the mirror, reflecting on the wisdom of staying in her good graces, always returns the same twisted response.

All of our body parts, down to the very cells, get confused. But we are luckier than most species, measuring out nearly twice the number of heartbeats in our lifespan. That's a more accurate way of comparing large animals and small, you see.

You gotta have heart.