Posted on 12/01/2009 3:54:38 PM PST by kristinn
Live from New York...it's Barack Obama!
On the banks of the Hudson River at West Point, Obama will give his military strategy for Afghanistan, based on the tactical genius of Capt. Spaulding, aka Groucho Marx:
Oh dear, he is coming, At last he's here.
(Spaulding) Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I'm glad I came, but just the same I must be going. La La.
(Mrs. Rittenhouse) For my sake you must stay. If you should go away, You'd spoil this party I am throwing.
(Spaulding) I'll stay a week or two, I'll stay the summer thru, But I am telling you, I must be going.
(All) Before you go, Will you oblige us, And tell us of your deeds so glowing?
(Spaulding) I'll do anything you say, In fact I'll even stay!
(All) Good!
(Spaulding) But I must be going.
How many times can he say Pok-e-Stan?
Wonder if they had to warm up similar audiences for previous presidents.
How many times can he say Pok-e-Stan?
1st } We will tell the enemy just exactly what our strategy is.
2nd } We will have our troops grow crops and protect poppy feilds so that progress in the drug trade can flourish in your country.
3rd } We will strengthen the borders between these two country so our muslim terrorist buddys can have a safe lace to hide while the the whole time strengthening the grip of the taliba in both countries.
My word is Tolly-bon.
{swig}
He is raising his voice in the hopes people will be fooled into believing he’s an experienced CIC who cares about our military and knows precisely what he’s doing.
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No Im getting drunk for the hell of it
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD!!You guys are cracking me up and Mark levin’s comments are hilarious!
He just shouted out”You jerk! this guy is a jerk!”
They just put the camera on the brass.
They are collectively thinking “Please, Lord, get us a new CIC before this dickhead gets us all killed.”
He is literally BEGGING his base to stay with him on this.
I tried to keep up but I ran out of rum.
What, no applause or jokes Obamao? He needs a cane and a top hat.
This is a damn friggin’ nightmare.
It’s like he’s reading an Accounting 101 text book out loud.
I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see......
I wanna talk about meeeeeeee!
Toby Keith
ROFLAMO!!
Dumba$$
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