I love fried chicken and collard greens.
I love the smell of fried chicken and collard greens in the morning. It smells like....... victory.
“I love fried chicken and collard greens.”
Me, too BUT apparently, telling jokes about fans of fried chicken and collard greens is strictly verboten.
As is cussing.
And throwing stuff. True story: One day when I was in high school band class, I threw my baritone at the band director and missed him on purpose, by a couple of inches.
It was justified. Warranted b/c he showed favor where none was due. So, yeah, I threw what was in my hands. BFD.
And then of my own accord, I casually walked to the principal’s office(where I was known already).
My friends and classmates told me that my humble instrument rocked on the floor for a good 15 minutes or so and I believe them.
But whatever....