[Free ThinkerNY]

[SERKIT]

Dan Rather? Is that YOU?

[MCCC]

“I’m told Presidents Eisenhower and Johnson actually ate their turkeys,” Obama said. “You can’t fault them for that; that’s a good-looking bird.”

And the American people have to eat you! I apologize to other FR folks, but this man is a POS!

[Reaganesque]

Well, he couldn’t call the turkey “Dithering Coward” for obvious reasons.

[DogBarkTree]

"Thanks to the interventions of Malia and Sasha -- because I was planning to eat this sucker -- 'Courage' will also be spared this terrible and delicious fate,"

Sucker? Thank you for living up to all my low expectations of you.

[paulycy]

The turkey understood the Chicago way.

[philled]

I fully expected him to delay his decision on whether to pardon the turkey until sometime after Valentine’s Day.

[ronnyquest]

He’s just warming up to pardon all the other turkeys (not) making the news. I wonder: for what do Marxists give thanks?

[TexasRepublic]

A turkey pardons a turkey. Big deal. Let’s see if the turkey will pardon some SEALS.

[Gator113]

No doubt Obama apologized to the Turkeys of the world for America’s existence, gave them a bow and paid reparations to all living turkeys.

[NorCoGOP]

Lady Macbeth:

'We fail! But screw your courage to the sticking-place, and we'll not fail.'

So, when faced with doing something with Courage, he chose to dismiss it....

...true to form

I now know what to give President Obama for Christmas...

...a backbone

[ctdonath2]

Courage is what a president will show when he abandons the “pardon the turkey” ritual and says “looks good, where’s the hatchet” & follows thru.

[lacrew]

In an unprecedented move, Courage became the first turkey to be pardoned by the first black president, thanks be to Obama.

[sodpoodle]

He really needs to get a clue - or we do!

What does it say when the idiot pardons COURAGE???

You don’t pardon it - you celebrate and reward it. And how does he reward our Miltary’s courage?

Right - he’s slapping us with semantics because he thinks we’re dumb!!!!!

[The Comedian]

"And for the jokes that practically write themselves at the expense of this Kenyan clown, we are truly thankful..."

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[reagan_fanatic]

Somebody probably whispered in Obama’s ear that the turkey had shared living quarters with a pig. Don’t want to piss off allah.

[killermosquito]

I was at the YMCA this afternoon and the TV was on to the pardoning ceremony. A guy walked into the room and said, “That turkey is guilty.” and I looked at him, smiled, and said, “I know exactly what you mean.” He simply smiled then shook his head in disgust.

[tiredoflaundry]

IMHO ‘Courage” was sedated. *O* was very nervous of the bird!

[FreedBird]

Obama borrowed more money from China to send the Turkey to Disneyland.

[Rastus]

“I’d kiss this turkey if I could, but Michelle warned me never to kiss her after kissing whitey.”

[AGreatPer]

"I was planning to eat that sucker".

Nice language from a President.
Jive talkin. No class.