Want to stop vote fraud? Come out and train for the 2010 elections with me!

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[darth]

One of the BEST ways to stop vote fraud is to volunteer as an Election Judge, Clerk, or Poll Watcher.

I need help in Clear Lake, Texas for the Houston Mayoral Runoff Election on December 12, 2009. You MUST be a registered voter who lives within the city limits of Houston to qualify.

This election is for practice. When you have the training, you can go on to become an Election Judge, Alternate Judge, or Poll Watcher in a precinct where fraud is expected. There are over 50 precincts just in the Houston area where fraud has been a problem.

You really can make a difference. In the 2000 election I prevented over 100 people from voting multiple times. The presence of even ONE Republican shuts down most of the fraud. Now that I have had the Election Judge Law class, I know the tricks that the perps use and can cite specific offenses as well as the penalties.

I will be joined by Freeper Zeppelin who is on his way to becoming an Election Judge.

Who will help us? Note that this election is on a Saturday so you don't even have to miss work. Oh yeah, the County pays you to do your civic duty, too. You will be paid for attending evening training class and for Election Day.

Also note that the 2010 elections will determine which party controls the Texas House and therefore REDISTRICTING. If the democrats gerrymander the state again, the Republicans could lose up to 10 seats in Congrss for 10 years. That's why its so important to get ready for 2010.

[Bon mots]

After the Black Panther poll intimidation episode, one wonders...

I wonder what would happen if a few good ole boys showed up in Klan uniforms?

Do you think that would be okay?

I mean, it was perfectly fine for ARMED Black Panthers to intimidate at the polls in support of Obama, so it should be okay for a couple of Klan members to show up with nooses, right?

[darth]

Thanks!

[darth]

Having KKK show up would be a disaster for conservatives and a PR bonanza for dims.

If I see someone in a sheet, I’m gonna lose my cool and beat the snot out of them.

In 1964 I was a vocal supporter of minority civil rights in my 8th grade history class. Our teacher, who displayed a CONFEDERATE FLAG instead of Old Glory, said, “I’m gonna go get a drink of water. You boys don’t make too much noise.” As soon as he left the classroom five DEMOCRATS jumped me. I won.

Interesting factoid: One of the founders of the KKK was Bernard Baruch’s father, a former Confederate officer, slave owner, and plantation owner. Bernard Baruch went on to be an adviser to several democrat presidents, including FDR. Baruch was one of the primary forces behind concepts such as farm price supports, limits on production, wage/price controls, and Social Security. Wealthy himself, he did not believe that the peasants had the brains to plan their lives, businesses, and retirement. When we say that democrats want to keep black voters on the “plantation” we have to remmember that they literally got the attitude from their slave owning forbears.

[GOPJ]

Interesting factoid: One of the founders of the KKK was Bernard Baruch’s father, a former Confederate officer, slave owner, and plantation owner. Bernard Baruch went on to be an adviser to several democrat presidents, including FDR. Baruch was one of the primary forces behind concepts such as farm price supports, limits on production, wage/price controls, and Social Security. Wealthy himself, he did not believe that the peasants had the brains to plan their lives, businesses, and retirement. When we say that democrats want to keep black voters on the “plantation” we have to remmember that they literally got the attitude from their slave owning forbears.

You are right! Thanks for sharing.