Posted on 11/18/2009 11:21:40 AM PST by funblonde
For several years as uneducated sycophants in the media gushed and fawned over every utterance from former Vice President Al Gore, NewsBusters has informed readers of just how absurd the junk science he's peddling really is.
Last Thursday, NBC "Tonight Show" viewers got a perfect example of how the Nobel Laureate basically makes things up, and that his poor grades in college were quite an indicator of just how little he understands about science.
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Will this be front page news as well? I doubt it. Ha ha
Most self described “environmentalists” are woefully ignorant of even the most basic scientific facts.
I was one of those kids dumb enough to try it. In Florida sand no less. I dug till I was tired and then realized it was a way bigger task that me and then I gave up. Dad had a great way to punish me for digging up the back yard.... he said no supper till the hole is filled.
I believe that was the first time I found out about blisters, sun burn and sore muscles all on the same day.
“What we have here is failure to communicate”!
LOL!
Surface of the sun= 5,510 °C
Interior of earth= May be similar-- approximately 5500 C
If we start drilling and digging these out of the crust the we could cool down the inside. And the most efficent way to get rid of what we dig out is to burn it! And as we burn it and heat up the atmospher we cool down the interior and that off sets the heating! Gorebull warming and cooling solved! He could make money selling it too!
If algore were correct, and the earth's core were millions of degrees, then the earth would be undergoing nuclear fusion in the core
I didn’t know they had SUVs in middle earth?
“Let’s never forget that Al Gore flunked out of divinity school.”
You have to give him his chops for going on to found a completely new religion. He must have learned something, along the way, from L. Ron Hubbard.
Bill Clinton is busily brushing Al Gore's hair, as Dick Morris straightens his tie. They are backstage at a Friends of the Earth convention. As they prepare Gore for his speech, we hear the emcee introduce Albert to the group of radical environmentalists.
EMCEE: ...his tireless work, exposing the horrors that humans bring forth on earth, is unparalled in the history of the vice-presidency. There are mosquitos, leeches, worms, and roaches that are alive today because of Albert Gore! I urge you to give him a warm, loving, embrace of a welcome! A great big, applause-bearhug for our dear friend, Albert Gore!
The crowd rises in enthusiastic applause.
CLINTON: Get out there Al! And please remember, stick to the script!!
Gore begins walking aimlessly away, but Morris spins him around and pushes him out towards the podium. Gore stumbles onto stage, shielding his eyes from the bright stage lights and shuffling towards the podium. He stands for a moment then leans forward and speaks into the microphone.
GORE: Republicans... killing the environment... poisoning the water... Republicans... kill fishes and baby bears... dead baby bears... and fishes... Republicans...
The crowd stands in rapt silence, absorbing the harrowing facts.
GORE: Destroying the rain forest... fifty square miles per second... Republicans destroy fifty square miles per second... twenty-four hours a day...fifty square miles...
GIRL IN AUDIENCE: Oh, my god! I hate the Republicans!
GORE: Fifty square miles per second... Republicans... fifty square miles....
MAN IN AUDIENCE: How can anybody vote for the evil rainforest killers?
GORE: Fifty square miles... fifty square miles... fifty square miles...
CLINTON: That's incredible! How does he do it? Oh... he's stuck repeating again... Hey Al! Tell the dingbats about those stupid animals that are dying!
GORE: One billion species... one billion become extinct... one billion species extinct... everyday... negative human influence... one billion species... everyday.... become extinct... one billion...
Many in the crowd are now crying over the new and staggering numbers regarding our planet's loss of biological diversification. Clinton is in awe.
GORE: Become extinct... one billion species.
CLINTON: No matter how impossible his statistics are, they believe him.
GORE: Become extinct... one billion species...
MORRIS: The more horrific the environmental claim, the more they cherish it!
CLINTON: Preaching to the choir!
MORRIS: And, for the demographic we're trying to reach, his insanely slow, monotonous delivery is perfect! If he spoke any faster, he would risk heightening their tremulous sense of impending doom too much. We need them scared, but not too afraid to go out and vote.
GORE: Seas will boil... fifty years... seas will boil... without electric cars... fifty years... seas will boil...
The chant builds slowly, gradually drowning out Gore's droning repetition.
CROWD: Albert! Albert! Albert! Albert!
MORRIS: On to the debates!!!
Clinton and Morris high five each other and join in the chant...
Just for the record, the core is thought to be about 5,700 Kelvin, which works out to about 9,800 Fahrenheit.
I don’t know if Algore is correct or not, about the temperature being a ‘million’ degrees.
But I am willing to give him a thermometer and send him to the center of the Earth to take it’s temperature.
Just so we can ‘conclusively’ know.
I hearby now award ALGORE The Peace Prize for Stupidity.
12,632 Farrenhiet or 7,000 Celsius at the Inner Core. I thought Al Gore invented the Internet?
Didn’t you know?.....AlGore pulls facts out of his a@#!
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