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To: shibumi

“aesthetically pleasing genitals”

ROFLMAO!!!!

IS there such a thing?

If so, why do they calling it “bumping uglies”?

[though I did have a gyno tell me that I had a “lovely cervix”...maybe mine looks like a smiley face or something]....;-D


70 posted on 11/12/2009 10:43:47 AM PST by Salamander (I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.....)
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To: Salamander

Allo’ Rocky Rococo at your cervix...


72 posted on 11/12/2009 10:47:31 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Salamander
though I did have a gyno tell me that I had a “lovely ...

This is usually the part where some smart-aleck demands pictures for proof ...

Probably best not to in this case, though.

76 posted on 11/12/2009 10:56:25 AM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Salamander
"If so, why do they calling it “bumping uglies”?"

I'm not sure.

I know I'm ugly, but I always thought that girls were ..... well ..... not so ugly.

(Must be a primitive, goddess-worship-yoni thing.)
84 posted on 11/12/2009 11:06:04 AM PST by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: Salamander; tet68

Were you at a cervix station?


101 posted on 11/12/2009 12:19:35 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: Salamander; All; humblegunner; Nervous Tick; PhiKapMom

OK, everyone ... it is absolutely, completely insane for there to be any major argument about this. EVERY person has “aesthetically pleasing genitals” to somebody, though for some observers that might be bigger or smaller, thicker or thinner, sparse or well-endowed, and female or male(not much interest to me personally). I appreciate the appearance of all of God’s children and believe they are all perfect... not only in their genitals, but in their limbs, their face, their skin and all of their selves.

However, I CAN appreciate that for some very-well endowed labia women that might be pretty darned uncomfortable (as well as with those who are very well endowed in the boob department) and that for a COMFORT reason a “reduction” might be desireable... but if I were a counselor, I would always say “God doesn’t make mistakes” - think well about where you’re leaping before you leap.

By the way, for those who were joking earlier about internet porn here is a true story: I have been on the internet since about 1992 (gopher, ftp, mosaic, Aviation Digest, ...) I was blissfully ignorant about internet porn until my then wife asked me to look at the internet for information about Persian Cats- she wanted a kitten. I did searches: Google/ Dogpile/ Yahoo “Persian Kitty”, “Persian Cat” and other terms and was startled to come up with “premier adult sites” ... Of course as any red blooded American (at least, male) would do, presented with such an opportunity, I looked at that hit. persiankitty has nothing to do with cats, though it does have something to do with pussies!

By the way, I never told my wife what her request led me to discover...


132 posted on 11/12/2009 2:26:17 PM PST by AFPhys ((Praying for our troops, our citizens, that the Bible and Freedom become basis of the US law again))
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To: Salamander

I trust that you now have a different gyno?


147 posted on 11/12/2009 4:28:21 PM PST by editor-surveyor (The beginning of the O'Bomb-a administration looks a lot like the end of the Nixon administration)
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