Porf busted in Columbia gal punch

New York Post ^ | 11/10/2009 | PERRY CHIARAMONTE, BETH STEBNER and JEREMY OLSHAN

[The Brush]

It’s a hate crime!

In the present mental climate, that comment would be considered hate speech.

[proudpapa]

Is this any worse than what Obama did to Hillary?

[carolinacrazy]

I would so love to get a refund for this post, but i can't seem to find the porf of purchase.

[Chickensoup]

liver-lover

I remember hamfurger. It has been many years since I read it...and found out what some boys do behind bathroom doors.

[paulycy]

I would so love to get a refund for this post, but i can't seem to find the porf of purchase.

Your receipt is stuck to the back of the Stay-Porf Marshmallow bag in your cupboard.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

I’m a big white guy, not much of a fighter, but do have strong opinions about race relations.

I would PAY for a chance to debate the punkfessor on race, for about a half hour, without witnesses.

[Charles Henrickson]

I would so love to get a refund for this post, but i can't seem to find the porf of purchase.

The porf is in the pouting.

[carolinacrazy]

par for the corf.

[mikrofon]

Deje la cantina y vaya a encarcelar, Porf favor...

[carolinacrazy]

anyone have an extra porphylactic?

[ladyjane]

It was liver, not hamfurger. They ate it for dinner afterwards.

[Bigh4u2]

I understood him porfectly!

[mikrofon]

McIntyre and Davis . . . are both regulars at Toast, a popular university bar

Columbia Porf Toast in Same

[RFEngineer]

I expect the “Marion Barry” defense to be used.

[popdonnelly]

Um, white guys have busted up white women, too.

[Charles Henrickson]

The porf fellow had obviously been teased and harassed and was just exercising his black privilege of punching a white gal in the face.

[ArcadeQuarters]

The argument was specifically about race—her race—and he violently attacked her.

My prediction: Not only will there be no hate crime charges but the victim will be required to forgive the professor in a statement approved by the university. This letter will not only forgive the professor but will read like an apology to the attacker.

[olezip]

The professor, who is black, had been engaged in a fiery discussion about "white privilege" with Davis, who is white, and another male regular, who is also white, Friday night at 10:30 when fists started flying, patrons said.

Maybe this is another opportunity for a beer at the White House.

[TankerKC]

I note that her porf hit the girl rather than the guy.

[Salamander]

Ban pit porfs!