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Pissed Off Bear: 2, Islamic Terrorists: 0
Strategy Page ^ | November 8, 2009

Posted on 11/10/2009 5:26:34 AM PST by myknowledge

In Indian Kashmir, an Islamic terrorist leader, and one of his followers was killed by a black bear. Two other terrorists were wounded, but were able to flee to a nearby village. Although the terrorists were armed with assault rifles, the bear attacked quickly, and at night, and the men were unable to use their weapons in the restricted confines of the cave. Apparently the bear was going to use the cave to hibernate in, and was upset to find that the terrorists had moved in. The four terrorists thought the cave was abandoned, and a good place to hide out in.

The Asiatic Black Bear is related to the American black bear, but is larger (up to 400 pounds for an older male), and is much more aggressive towards humans. The Asiatic bear has a more powerful jaw, and bigger claws. The smaller American black bear usually flees humans, although they have been known to attack and kill small children. In the Americas, and parts of Eurasia, the larger (half a ton) brown bear, especially the American Grizzly, is the most dangerous bear for humans. American brown bears are more aggressive towards humans than the Eurasian cousins. It is the black bear you have to be wary of in Eurasia.

All black bears can climb trees, which makes it more difficult for fleeing humans. If travelling in woods that contain bears, the safest thing to do is take along someone you can outrun. The European black bears are vegetarians (unless very hungry, in which case they will eat meat), and a big pest to farmers located near forests (where black bears prefer to live). The black bear, of several types, is native all of Eurasia, from Europe to Japan.

The black bear population in Kashmir has become more of a problem over the last twenty years, because the Indian police disarmed the rural Moslem population. Police are now called in to kill bears that become a nuisance. In the past, the rural folk would often hunt the Black Bears, because some of their body parts are very valuable (to folk medicine practitioners, especially in China.) Those parts could be worth $2,000 or more. The pelts are very warm, and Kashmir gets very cold in the Winter. It is believed that other Islamic terrorists have come to grief after encounters with black bears in the large forested areas that make up so much of Kashmir. But in these other cases, there were no survivors, and the bodies were never found. Several small groups of Islamic terrorists have simply disappeared in the hills, and the local black bears are the top predator in the area.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: blackbear; goodbear; kashmir; terrorists
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Asiatic black bears are the terrorists' worst enemy, more dangerous than Western commandos.

1 posted on 11/10/2009 5:26:35 AM PST by myknowledge
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To: myknowledge

Good bear! Good Good Bear!


2 posted on 11/10/2009 5:28:26 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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" Several small groups of Islamic terrorists have simply disappeared in the hills, and the local black bears are the top predator in the area. "

Yeah. The bears got 'em. That's the ticket...

3 posted on 11/10/2009 5:31:12 AM PST by OKSooner ("He's quite mad, you know." - Sean Connery to Honor Blackman in "Goldfinger".)
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To: myknowledge

I’d like to introduce him to Maj. Hassan.


4 posted on 11/10/2009 5:31:13 AM PST by The Sons of Liberty (FUBO - When 0bama Fails, Freedom Prevails!)
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To: myknowledge

Guess that’s a risk you take living like a stone age moron in a cave.


5 posted on 11/10/2009 5:31:23 AM PST by Feline_AIDS (Boop boop hoop yeah!)
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To: Feline_AIDS

Caves are for bears.


6 posted on 11/10/2009 5:32:08 AM PST by myknowledge (F-22 Raptor: World's Largest Distributor of Sukhoi parts!)
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To: myknowledge

Yogi the Bear has a new sort of picnic basket he’s after


7 posted on 11/10/2009 5:33:10 AM PST by downwdims (It does not take a majority to prevail... but rather an irate, tireless minority)
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To: Rummyfan

Now we know what happened to “The Cave Dwellers”.


8 posted on 11/10/2009 5:33:14 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: myknowledge

“If traveling in woods that contain bears, the safest thing to do is take along someone you can outrun.”

... the money quote


9 posted on 11/10/2009 5:36:33 AM PST by ByteMercenary (Healthcare Insurance is *NOT* a Constitutional right.)
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To: myknowledge

another example of the importance of the right to arm bears.


10 posted on 11/10/2009 5:37:08 AM PST by dep (how about next time we don't nominate someone who apologizes for being there)
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To: myknowledge

NEVER get between Dick Butkus and his nap time. Never.

11 posted on 11/10/2009 5:38:35 AM PST by theDentist (fybo; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
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To: myknowledge

I like this strategy: “If travelling in woods that contain bears, the safest thing to do is take along someone you can outrun.” But at my station in life I don’t know who that would be so I suppose i should stay out of the woods.


12 posted on 11/10/2009 5:41:31 AM PST by fatrat (extremely extreme right-wing radicalized veteran)
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To: dep

lol


13 posted on 11/10/2009 5:46:18 AM PST by WOBBLY BOB (ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
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To: dep

Priceless!!


14 posted on 11/10/2009 5:48:23 AM PST by GoldenPup
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To: theDentist

Boo Boo: What you eating Yogi?
Yogi: Terrorists
Boo Boo: What do they taste like Yogi?
Yogi: Chicken!
15 posted on 11/10/2009 5:50:35 AM PST by dblshot
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To: myknowledge
If travelling in woods that contain bears, the safest thing to do is take along someone you can outrun.

LOL

It is believed that other Islamic terrorists have come to grief after encounters with black bears in the large forested areas that make up so much of Kashmir.

Coming to grief at the paws of a bear...couldn't happen to a more deserving group.

16 posted on 11/10/2009 5:57:22 AM PST by FourPeas (Why does Professor Presbury's wolfhound, Roy, endeavour to bite him?)
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Hmmm.....how about putting honey in every nook and cave in that area to clean up the pests?


17 posted on 11/10/2009 6:31:06 AM PST by Kozel89
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To: myknowledge

Islamic terrorists: the other white meat.


18 posted on 11/10/2009 7:17:24 AM PST by thethirddegree
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I hope the poor bears don’t become ill...


19 posted on 11/10/2009 7:18:06 AM PST by greatplains
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Note: this topic is from November 8, 2009. Thanks myknowledge.
In Indian Kashmir, an Islamic terrorist leader, and one of his followers was killed by a black bear. Two other terrorists were wounded, but were able to flee to a nearby village. Although the terrorists were armed with assault rifles, the bear attacked quickly, and at night, and the men were unable to use their weapons in the restricted confines of the cave. Apparently the bear was going to use the cave to hibernate in... The black bear population in Kashmir has become more of a problem over the last twenty years, because the Indian police disarmed the rural Moslem population. Police are now called in to kill bears that become a nuisance... It is believed that other Islamic terrorists have come to grief after encounters with black bears in the large forested areas that make up so much of Kashmir. But in these other cases, there were no survivors, and the bodies were never found. Several small groups of Islamic terrorists have simply disappeared in the hills, and the local black bears are the top predator in the area.

20 posted on 10/05/2010 6:24:29 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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