Asiatic black bears are the terrorists' worst enemy, more dangerous than Western commandos.
Good bear! Good Good Bear!
Yeah. The bears got 'em. That's the ticket...
I’d like to introduce him to Maj. Hassan.
Guess that’s a risk you take living like a stone age moron in a cave.
Yogi the Bear has a new sort of picnic basket he’s after
“If traveling in woods that contain bears, the safest thing to do is take along someone you can outrun.”
... the money quote
another example of the importance of the right to arm bears.
NEVER get between Dick Butkus and his nap time. Never.
I like this strategy: “If travelling in woods that contain bears, the safest thing to do is take along someone you can outrun.” But at my station in life I don’t know who that would be so I suppose i should stay out of the woods.
LOL
It is believed that other Islamic terrorists have come to grief after encounters with black bears in the large forested areas that make up so much of Kashmir.
Coming to grief at the paws of a bear...couldn't happen to a more deserving group.
Hmmm.....how about putting honey in every nook and cave in that area to clean up the pests?
Islamic terrorists: the other white meat.
I hope the poor bears don’t become ill...
In Indian Kashmir, an Islamic terrorist leader, and one of his followers was killed by a black bear. Two other terrorists were wounded, but were able to flee to a nearby village. Although the terrorists were armed with assault rifles, the bear attacked quickly, and at night, and the men were unable to use their weapons in the restricted confines of the cave. Apparently the bear was going to use the cave to hibernate in... The black bear population in Kashmir has become more of a problem over the last twenty years, because the Indian police disarmed the rural Moslem population. Police are now called in to kill bears that become a nuisance... It is believed that other Islamic terrorists have come to grief after encounters with black bears in the large forested areas that make up so much of Kashmir. But in these other cases, there were no survivors, and the bodies were never found. Several small groups of Islamic terrorists have simply disappeared in the hills, and the local black bears are the top predator in the area.
Cleanin’ up the caves of the greasy Muzzies, yeah...but it’s a surefire way of getting an AWFULbad cases of the runs.