[fishergirl]

Oh, thank you! Shep was more upset and sad when Michael Jackson died!

[Carley]

Maybe Shep can join Levi Johnson in posing for Playgirl.

[batter]

McClatchy picks up where Shep with his 'everyone is armed on a military base' line left off:

McClatchy: Gunmen with M-16s kill at least 7 at Fort Hood in Texas

Um, there doesn't appear to be a source on the M-16s. That means they could be AR-15s. Also, based on the media's record on firearm identification they wouldn't know a Red Ryder from a Barrett.

Some good news: KCEN is reporting that Ft. Hood emergency sirens have ceased.