Giant Crack in Africa Will Become New Ocean

Live Science via FOX News ^ | 11/3/09

[Obadiah]

Interesting article. I'll resist saying anything about the giant crack coming from Africa.

[thefactor]

maybe algore can park his houseboat there.

[1rudeboy]

You just did (sorry, pet peeve of mine).

[Obadiah]

Was I that obvious??

[Jeff Chandler]

Ain’t gonna touch this one. Too easy and too easy to get banned.

[theDentist]

Yes, in about a million years. In the meantime, I’m looking into buying some prospective waterfront property.

[sticker]

Even he wouldn't be dumb enough to be on a sea in the middle of africa instead of Center Hill Lake

[Mr. K]

Global Warming!!

[Secret Agent Man]

Here’s my thought about this:

Giant Crack in Africa: LA, New York City racing to find pipe to smoke it

[jessduntno]

Bush’s FAULT!

[Obadiah]

Good one.

[1rudeboy]

It's just pet peeve, as I stated--akin to someone beginning a sentence with "It's not my place to say, but . . . ."

[envisio]

“””Global Warming!!”””””

Oh thats soooo 2004. We all know its Bush’s fault.

[billygoatgruff]

Ummm, okay, so the birth certificate must have fell into the crack and that is why O no longer can produce it?

[MHGinTN]

In Exodus (the OT) we read of the earth opening up and swallowing baddies.

[alice_in_bubbaland]

Hmmm.....Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

[ltc8k6]

Obama parts the land to provide a new water source for drought stricken Africa!

[Telepathic Intruder]

If you don’t buy it now, then the bees will buy it all up when we’re a million years extinct.

[Secret Agent Man]

Thanks, God lets me have a good one every so often. :)

[NewJerseyJoe]

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