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Bear kills militants in Kashmir
BBC News ^ | Nov. 3, 2009 | Altaf Hussain

Posted on 11/03/2009 7:02:21 AM PST by Cincinatus

A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.

Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.

The militants were armed with AK-46s but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.

It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.bbc.co.uk ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bear; den; gobears; hibernation; militants
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To: Cincinatus

Yes they were surprised, and no it wasn’t pudding...


21 posted on 11/03/2009 7:11:11 AM PST by ResponseAbility (Prepare for battle and never forsake the Lord...unknown)
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To: Cincinatus

Goldilocks Revised

First militant...too warm. Second militant...too cold.
Pudding...just right.


22 posted on 11/03/2009 7:11:19 AM PST by WestTexasWend
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To: Cincinatus


"I have to laugh.."


23 posted on 11/03/2009 7:11:21 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Hope....Change...Food Stamps!)
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To: Cincinatus

LMAO


24 posted on 11/03/2009 7:11:40 AM PST by Vasilli22
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To: Cincinatus

Gotta love that bear.

Eat more muslims!!


25 posted on 11/03/2009 7:12:28 AM PST by Da Coyote
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To: domenad

Yea what is the Ak46 is that the Kmart Special Kalishnikof?


26 posted on 11/03/2009 7:13:03 AM PST by crazydad
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To: Cincinatus
The militants were armed with AK-46s but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.

Editors note, sorry! That line should have read "...they found their remains, which looked like pudding, after the bear was finished with them".

27 posted on 11/03/2009 7:13:05 AM PST by China Clipper (My favorite animals usually are found next to the rice on my plate.)
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To: Cincinatus

They regress, AK46, soon they will use rocks and spears.


28 posted on 11/03/2009 7:13:33 AM PST by mountainlion (concerned conservative.)
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To: Marty62

I had to look.....


29 posted on 11/03/2009 7:15:02 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Cincinatus

30 posted on 11/03/2009 7:16:25 AM PST by Cheburashka (Stephen Decatur: you want barrels of gunpowder as tribute, you must expect cannonballs with it.)
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To: Cincinatus
A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir

I guess the bear had no dietary restrictions.

31 posted on 11/03/2009 7:16:46 AM PST by SamuraiScot
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To: China Clipper

Brokeback militants?


32 posted on 11/03/2009 7:18:53 AM PST by catman67
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To: Da Coyote

“Eat more muslims!!”

That bears repeating!


33 posted on 11/03/2009 7:21:12 AM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Cincinatus

Daaaaa Bearsssss


34 posted on 11/03/2009 7:22:46 AM PST by Thane_Banquo (The GOP: The Big Tent with a Fifth Column.)
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To: Cincinatus

I don’t care who you are, now that is funny!!


35 posted on 11/03/2009 7:29:34 AM PST by vetvetdoug (FUBO, a fashion statement for conservatives.)
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To: Cincinatus

One of the militants who escaped exclaimed “My sister was bitten by a moose once.”


36 posted on 11/03/2009 7:36:27 AM PST by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: Cincinatus
inshallah. guess they dont get their 72 virgins. one must also keep in mind the digestive tract action of a huge bear like that--and know that these jehadi terrorists ended up as ANIMAL POOP in less than six hours' time. LOL. you cant make this stuff up.
37 posted on 11/03/2009 7:38:49 AM PST by AmericanInTokyo (SHAME ON YOU. (If Hoffman loses & all you did was talk about him on FR, neither donating $$ or time)
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To: Cincinatus

Though largely herbivorous, Asian black bears can be very aggressive toward humans, and have frequently attacked people without provocation.

Whooops! Wrong cave for a militant hideout.


38 posted on 11/03/2009 7:48:17 AM PST by east1234 (It's the borders stupid! My new environmentalist inspired tagline: cut, kill, dig and drill)
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To: Cincinatus

Infidel Bears!! Death to them!


39 posted on 11/03/2009 8:01:49 AM PST by ScottinVA (The liberation of the Old Dominion is nigh...)
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To: Cincinatus

Anyone got a copy of the Gary Larson cartoon with the old bear telling the cubs the bedtime story with the two hunters skulls as puppets?


40 posted on 11/03/2009 8:07:28 AM PST by CrazyIvan (What's "My Struggle" in Kenyan?)
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