[Tax-chick]

Mmmmmm, what a beautiful color! I’d better not spill any; I’m sure it doesn’t wash out easily.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I always manage to spill something on myself. I need to start wearing white. That way I can either bleach stains out or just not bother and have a colorful tie-died wardrobe.

Both of these would work much better if we lived on a warm beach rather then a cold beach.