[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I always manage to spill something on myself. I need to start wearing white. That way I can either bleach stains out or just not bother and have a colorful tie-died wardrobe.

Both of these would work much better if we lived on a warm beach rather then a cold beach.

[Tax-chick]

True, especially the warm-beach point. We use a lot of canned tomatoes to make our meal-piles big enough for the Horde, and there’s a constant flow of garments with tomato-slops on them. It does come out, if you spray quickly and let it sit before washing ... not like turmeric, which plain doesn’t come out no matter what.