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Hugo Chavez tells Venezuelans not to sing in the shower
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| 22 Oct 2009
Posted on 10/22/2009 11:45:21 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: kingattax
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posted on
10/23/2009 12:31:00 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: kingattax
Better dead than red, Huge-0.
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posted on
10/23/2009 12:42:04 AM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
To: kingattax
I thought this was from The Onion, then I checked your link.
To: Telepathic Intruder
Yeah, kinda like I doubt anybody told Mao he had nasty rotten teeth.
“Dictator Chavez, you smell like a rose today and every day!”
OTOH, if nobody bathes, does the smell eventually become overlooked? We can’t ask the French, since they have perfume...
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posted on
10/23/2009 12:49:23 AM PDT
by
GnuHere
To: kingattax
Three minutes will not leave enough time for the 93% of men who don’t sing in the shower ...
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posted on
10/23/2009 12:51:48 AM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(It looks just like a Telefunken U-47. In leather.)
To: PetroniusMaximus
"Three hours wouldn’t be enough to wash the stink off that greasy burrito." Ok, now THATS funny!!!
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posted on
10/23/2009 1:06:39 AM PDT
by
libs_kma
(F.U.B.O.)
To: kingattax
“I’ve counted, three minutes, and I don’t stink,” he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.”
Better take something to clear up the ole sinuses dude.
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posted on
10/23/2009 1:09:22 AM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(Waste and fraud are synonymous with gov't spending)
To: kingattax
99 bottles of beer on the wall...
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posted on
10/23/2009 1:19:38 AM PDT
by
dragonblustar
("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
To: kingattax
“From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish.
“Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check.
“Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!”
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posted on
10/23/2009 2:00:49 AM PDT
by
Cheburashka
(Stephen Decatur: you want barrels of gunpowder as tribute, you must expect cannonballs with it.)
To: kingattax
Interesting article, I suspect we will soon have a shower Czar as this administration seems to get its game plan from
Chavez
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posted on
10/23/2009 2:04:28 AM PDT
by
JIM O
To: kingattax
It's so easy for the super intellectual to see what's causing problems. I can't help but think of a supposed comment made by Hitler just before he committed suicide as he reminisced about the destruction of Berlin, "The German people simply didn't want this bad enough."
Now flash forward to 2009 and see if the same bunch of pseudo intellectuals aren't saying just about the same thing.
They are ego dumb! They are so impressed with their own intellect, that they do things that even the lowest citizen can see are wrong. These people cause immense misery for the people they are supposed to govern, all the while remaining oblivious to their destructive actions, blaming their failure on the people; the system; something. They actually think that Rush and Fox are causing them problems and it's not their failure to lead without obedience to the ideology.
To: kingattax
If I had a hairless concrete block for a head, I could shower in 3 minutes, too.
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posted on
10/23/2009 3:05:45 AM PDT
by
Wage Slave
(Good fences make good neighbors. -- Robert Frost)
To: haroldeveryman; Ancient Drive
Does he wash his hands after using only one sheet of toilet paper”Doesn't need any paper if he uses his bare hand.
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posted on
10/23/2009 3:59:45 AM PDT
by
fso301
To: PetroniusMaximus
Very funny and true! Did he ask them to sing faster first?
Was this the same guy that suggested they pee pee in the shower to save water too?
To: kingattax
I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink We now have an explanation for that sulfur smell at the UN.
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posted on
10/23/2009 4:33:59 AM PDT
by
Rocky
(OBAMA: Succeeding where bin Laden failed.)
To: Telepathic Intruder
dried-on sweat can carmelize and smell even worse with just a light shower Caramelized Sweat....Mmm, Mmm, Mmm......lol
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posted on
10/23/2009 4:48:55 AM PDT
by
libertarian27
(Land of the FEE, home of the SHAMED)
To: kingattax
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posted on
10/23/2009 5:26:28 AM PDT
by
The Great RJ
("The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." M. Thatcher)
To: kingattax
The flush is underway. The turd, known as Venezuela, is now circling the bowl. It is just a matter of time before it goes down.
To: kingattax
What if they hum the Minute Waltz three times?
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posted on
10/23/2009 7:12:13 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Predatory Pricing = Public Option = Unethical Competition .)
To: kingattax
Hugo, shut yer piehole and help global warming.
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posted on
10/23/2009 8:00:25 AM PDT
by
mancini
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