Obama Wins Darwin Award!

FreeRepublic ^ | 11 Oct 09 | RightOnTheLeftCoast

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

Well, doesn't he deserve it? Aren't his antics suicidal to the nation? Hm? Hm?

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

Hm?

[dangus]

Nah, he’s not destroying Islam or Kenya.

[DogBarkTree]

Uhmm, I think Darwin Awards go to those who kill themselves accidentally. There is no accident to what he is doing and it wont be him who dies.

[navysealdad]

His Award List!

[org.whodat]

What was it that the mod said about the silly threads the other-day. Oh, It was band width isn’t cheap. Mail in your hundred dollars now.

[dayglored]

Darwin Awards are for those who remove themselves from the biological gene pool prior to successful reproduction; that is, they leave no viable offspring.

Hate to break this news to ya, but there are tons of little Obama-drones running around. They're his political offspring, not biological.

With regard to America, The Nation I love, I will not for a moment accept the idea that even Obama can bring her down to the point of death. These are difficult times, but I have faith she will prevail.

[rockrr]

Sorry, but he hasn’t “earned” it....yet.

[FrogMom]

I just saw this one:

Just found a flyer in my kids backpack... Obama is student of the month

[proudpapa]

Sorry, but wishing ill will to our political opponents is wrong.

Let’s pummel Obama-Pelosi-Reid in the arena of ideas. And let’s hope they live a long, embarrassing, Nobel life.

[BradyLS]

You misread, Your kid is the Student of the Month of Obama ne ‘October!’

[Vision Thing]

And the big o should dedicate his darwin award to those who truly deserve it: his suicidal followers.

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

"Sorry, but wishing ill will to our political opponents is wrong.

Agreed completely, and that's not what I was doing.

[Delacon]

Long time Darwin Awards fan. Darwin Awards are only for those that kill themselves accidentally. Usually in a awesomely stupid way and before they can pass on the stupidity gene to later gerneration.

[stentorian conservative]

Last time I checked he was still drawin’ air.

[Delacon]

Fool's Gold
2009 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin

(5 February 2009, India) For lottery agent Pravin Kuse, his number was up when he followed his dream and decided to dig for a pot of gold. A bachelor, Kuse, 32, lived with his brother's family in Vasai, India. According to his aged mother, Kuse had learned in a dream that an ancient pot of gold was buried beneath his abandoned 100-year-old house, located a few meters from his current residence. He warned his mother not to tell anyone about the dream, fearing that it would result in a fight over the fortune.

Some legends hold that a pot of gold lies at the end of the rainbow. But Kuse's dream told him to dig beneath the staircase of the old house. After lunch, every day without fail, Kuse would take his spade and dig a few meters further beneath the stairs.. This innovative gold-digger had even purchased a toy car and attached a flashlight to it to assist him while digging in the dark. The neighbors had no idea that days and nights of digging had resulted in a 15-foot deep tunnel.

One day Kuse did not return home. His worried relatives lodged a missing persons complaint and police were dispatched to the old house. Within a few hours, an earthmover had excavated Kuse's body from the debris. At a depth of 15 feet, the soil becomes moist due to its proximity to the sea. and it was determined that the floor of the house had caved in over Kuse. Authorities registered a case of accidental death and recovered the spade and the innovative mobile flashlight from the site.

In searching for a pot of gold, Kuse may not have had the luck of the Irish, but he does have the distinction of winning a Darwin Award.

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NOTE: If you're going to search for a pot of gold, 'tis better to follow a legend than a dream. Irish folklore holds that a leprechaun keeps his fortune in a pot of gold and must give it anyone who follows the correct procedure. If you are feeling lucky, here's how to get it:

** Listen for the sound of a hammer. Leprechauns often keep busy by making a shoe for an elf.

** Sneak up on the leprechaun. He will be absorbed in his work and will not hear you.

** Hold on to the leprechaun, hold tight and don't let go.

** Keep your eyes on the leprechaun. He will do anything to get you to look away for a second, and if you do, he will disappear into the mist.

** Threaten him if he resists telling you where his pot of gold is hiding.

** Make the leprechaun take you to his pot of gold. You will find it at the end of the rainbow.