[spectre]

Obama declared "Sexiest Man Alive"!!

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[mikrofon]

Culled from some other threads:

 

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From the Wacky World News:

OBAMA 1st PRESIDENT ON THE MOON -- SECRET NASA LCROSS MISSION REVEALED!

Nobel Prize Award a Diversion, Look-alike Accepts Award in Place of President

(Lack of plume explained by no collision, controlled landing as Obama blends in with lunar shadows)

 

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  Obama Deposes Borg Queen, Assumes Control of Collective

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  OBAMA AWARDED 2010 TOUR DE FRANCE

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  Obama Wins PBA Championship!

[Dr. Thorne]

All your Nobel are belong to us.

[doug from upland]

[JenB987]

Breaking! OCT 9 NOW DECLARED OBAMA DAY

[tacticalogic]

Obama Wins Noble Peace Prize! Norwegian office of Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now Under Investigation!

ACORN officials decline to comment, except to say 'Vi vant, m**********r!"

[mickey finn]

Hugh and Series BREAKING: Obama Saved my Sister from a Cheese Eating Moose - I will vote Obama in 2112.

[Minus_The_Bear]

hilarious video from ReasonTV

lots of good comments on #Nobelol on twitter.

[NMEwithin]

Obama becomes the second student in Starfleet Academy’s history to defeat the Kobayashi Maru test!!

[Freedom2specul8]

best actor: OSCAR THREAD

YouTube: You love me, you really really love me

[ErnBatavia]

Turn on the Tournament of Roses Parade this coming New Years, and it probably won’t be a great surprise to see who has shattered the glass window and is the Queen, riding along on his float.

[dancusa]

My 18 consecutive holes in one thread got pulled. Dear Leader was not pleased with his record of 5 holes in one and a 38 round score broken.

[OB1kNOb]

OBAMA BEATS MICHAEL PHELPS IN SWIM ACROSS THE OCEAN! (PHELPS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND. PRESUMED LOST.)

[Romulus]

Obama Swims Yangtze

[doug from upland]

Mr. Universe - Barack Hussein Obama

[proud American in Canada]

more:

Obama wins 2012 Republican primary, faces only himself:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2358780/posts

Obama replaces Washington as the father of our country:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358765/posts

Obama wins World Series of dice:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2358783/posts

Obama wins Burger King crown:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358766/posts

Obama named Grand Imperial Poobah, nominated by Fred Flintstone:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358781/posts

Obama named Medal of Honor:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358750/posts

Muslims replace Mohammed with Obama as the last prophet:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2358776/posts

Obama named high commissioner of Louis Farrakhan’s mother ship:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358746/posts

Obama outruns Usain Bolt, defeats Tiger Woods, wins soap box derby, breaks for lunch; afternoon schedule devoted to finding Atlantis, the Lost Tribes of Israel and inventing a perpetual motion machine:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2358775/posts

[Polyxene]

BREAKING: “All shovel-ready projects have been put on hold. All TARP resources will now be put into building a tabernacle for His Honor, Majesty, Most High Barack I. Government agents are now scouting an appropriate mountaintop on which to build the temple to the oracle.”

[JenB987]

I hope Obama’s thugs are scanning FR today.

New one - After Stunning Victory, Nobel Peace Prize To Be Renamed Simply “Obama”.

[OB1kNOb]

CHUCK NORRIS ANNOUNCES THAT HE’S AFRAID TO FIGHT OBAMA!

[rintense]

BREAKING: Obama to be new Jack Bauer on '24'