Posted on 10/09/2009 11:23:15 AM PDT by doug from upland
What? He didn’t win the Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes yet? Maybe he can take over for Ed McMahon (rip).
The one most apt.....”The Apprentice”.
And this years award for Freeper of the Year goes to... [opening envelope]... Barrack Hussein 0bama.
Iron Chef, 2010-Infinity
That horse left the barn. LOL
President of the United States of the World
Even with all these awards, he still couldn’t beat the only man to count to infinity TWICE, Chuck Norris. At ANYTHING!
Thanks mods for the latitude. The troops needed to blow off some steam. This was a GREAT day of catharsis.
News Flash: Vienna, Budapest, Prague
With the crowning of POTUS Obama as His Imperial Majesty Holy Roman Emperor Obama I the goverments of Austria, Hungary, Czech Republic, and Slovakia announced they will immediately dissolve their governments and join a re-constituted Austro-Hungarian Empire with Obama I holding the titles of Emperor of Austria, King of Hungary and Bohemia. In a joint press release the now defunct governments announced a new era of Hope and Change with Obama I on the throne. Her Imperial Majesty Michelle in the name of the Emperor and King issued a decree ordering the arrest and execution of all the living descendents of the Hapsburg dynasty.
Obama becomes King of Vanities, unseating TLBSHOW.
Love it!
My 3 favs:
Carla Bruni Leaves Sarkozy for Obama!
Obama becomes the second student in Starfleet Academys history to defeat the Kobayashi Maru test!!
Obama named The Fifth Element!
Bad news for Cardinal Schorenborn.
Newsflash: Switzerland
CERN announced under the leadership of lead physicist B.H. Obama experiments using the Large Hadron Accelerator have discovered the Higgs Boson, more famously known as the God Particle. CERN has decided the discovered particle will be rename the Obama Boson.
Here’s a few I snatched from Breaking News earlier:
FLASH: Barack Obama wins Top Chef Las Vegas, awarded FOUR Michelin Stars (out of 3)
BREAKING:Obama wins the Cy Young Award
Breaking: NHL cancels season, awards Stanley Cup to Barack Obama (And other news)
BREAKING: Obama wins “Survivor” reality show!
BREAKING! obama wins “American Idol”
BREAKING: Obama Wins All Events at 2012 Olympics!
Obama Named Miss Hooters 2010
Barack Obama inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!!
Barack Obama becomes New Santa Clause
BREAKING: OBAMA WINS THE AMAZING RACE!!!
You forgot Knighthood from Queen Elizabeth.
Obama credited with the invention of the wheel, the written word, a better mouse trap, and sliced bread.
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