Here’s a few I snatched from Breaking News earlier:
FLASH: Barack Obama wins Top Chef Las Vegas, awarded FOUR Michelin Stars (out of 3)
BREAKING:Obama wins the Cy Young Award
Breaking: NHL cancels season, awards Stanley Cup to Barack Obama (And other news)
BREAKING: Obama wins “Survivor” reality show!
BREAKING! obama wins “American Idol”
BREAKING: Obama Wins All Events at 2012 Olympics!
Obama Named Miss Hooters 2010
Barack Obama inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!!
Barack Obama becomes New Santa Clause
BREAKING: OBAMA WINS THE AMAZING RACE!!!
You forgot Knighthood from Queen Elizabeth.