News Flash: Vienna, Budapest, Prague
With the crowning of POTUS Obama as His Imperial Majesty Holy Roman Emperor Obama I the goverments of Austria, Hungary, Czech Republic, and Slovakia announced they will immediately dissolve their governments and join a re-constituted Austro-Hungarian Empire with Obama I holding the titles of Emperor of Austria, King of Hungary and Bohemia. In a joint press release the now defunct governments announced a new era of Hope and Change with Obama I on the throne. Her Imperial Majesty Michelle in the name of the Emperor and King issued a decree ordering the arrest and execution of all the living descendents of the Hapsburg dynasty.
Bad news for Cardinal Schorenborn.