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Police seek naked backyard dancer in Lake Highlands
The Dallas Morning News ^ | October 8, 2009 | JORDAN HOFEDITZ

Posted on 10/08/2009 10:30:47 AM PDT by Texican72

Dallas police are looking for a serial flasher in the Lake Highlands area.

Exposure incidents in the neighborhood, believed to involve the same man, might go back to 2005, according to police.

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Once inside the backyard, he either danced naked, or if there was a swimming pool, swam naked. Once, he jumped up on a backyard air conditioning unit and danced atop it.

Descriptions have been spotty. Witnesses told police the man is white, about 30, about 6 feet tall, with pasty skin and a pudgy belly.

(Excerpt) Read more at dallasnews.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: Texas
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Where are the pit bulls in the back yard when you need them???
1 posted on 10/08/2009 10:30:48 AM PDT by Texican72
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To: Texican72

Jose Cuervo.


2 posted on 10/08/2009 10:32:12 AM PDT by VR-21 (If it's a vision of the future you want......)
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To: Lazamataz
Witnesses told police the man is white, about 30, about 6 feet tall, with pasty skin and a pudgy belly.

Exactly where were you on the night in question?

3 posted on 10/08/2009 10:32:59 AM PDT by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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To: Texican72
with pasty skin and a pudgy belly.

Natch.

4 posted on 10/08/2009 10:33:22 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Texican72
Once inside the backyard, he either danced naked, or if there was a swimming pool, swam naked. Once, he jumped up on a backyard air conditioning unit and danced atop it.

Trampoline.

God knows why. But I wanna see this on a trampoline in the back yard.

5 posted on 10/08/2009 10:33:22 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I am Legend)
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To: Texican72

Dear God...no pictures.


6 posted on 10/08/2009 10:33:37 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Responsibility2nd

bttt


7 posted on 10/08/2009 10:33:43 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: Lurker; Lazmataz

I can vouch for Laz... he was on his weekly neighborhood naked pool crawl and dance on the evening in question.


8 posted on 10/08/2009 10:35:01 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves)
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Descriptions have been spotty................I wonder why?...........


9 posted on 10/08/2009 10:35:58 AM PDT by Red Badger (The Zero has more airtime than Michael Jordan...........)
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To: RichInOC
I was going to reply to this thread...TTIPWP...

...This Thread Is Perfect Without Pictures!

10 posted on 10/08/2009 10:36:52 AM PDT by Beagle8U (Free Republic -- One stop shopping ....... It's the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
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To: dfwgator

Michael Moore?..............


11 posted on 10/08/2009 10:36:53 AM PDT by Red Badger (The Zero has more airtime than Michael Jordan...........)
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To: Red Badger

12 posted on 10/08/2009 10:37:17 AM PDT by dfwgator
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“Police seek naked backyard dancer in Lake Highlands”

Sounds like a job posting!


13 posted on 10/08/2009 10:37:36 AM PDT by Buck W. (The President of the United States IS named Schickelgruber...)
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God knows why. But I wanna see this on a trampoline in the back yard.

LOL! I was thinking the same thing.

14 posted on 10/08/2009 10:38:11 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (my former tagline "We can, and we will prevail" doesn't fit with the usurper's goals.)
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To: Lurker

15 posted on 10/08/2009 10:38:27 AM PDT by Red Badger (The Zero has more airtime than Michael Jordan...........)
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To: Buck W.

Don’t say that, Biden will claim this is proof the stimulus is working...


16 posted on 10/08/2009 10:38:58 AM PDT by Texican72
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A/C dancin'..now that's a new one.

Photobucket

17 posted on 10/08/2009 10:39:16 AM PDT by SiVisPacemParaBellum (Peace through superior firepower!)
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To: Lurker
I was eating Nuremburgers.


18 posted on 10/08/2009 10:39:53 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Texican72
From article: "Descriptions have been spotty."

Oh, really?

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19 posted on 10/08/2009 10:40:52 AM PDT by vox_freedom (America is being tested as never before in its history. May God help us.)
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To: Texican72

I once saw a guy posing nude on the concrete barrier on a cloverleaf freeway on-ramp. It was at night, and we only caught a glimpse of him as our headlights swept the curve.

I said to my friend who was with me, “did you see that, too?”

He did.

This happened back around 1982.

Note to Silicon Valley Freepers: this happened on the entrance to SB 280 from Foothill Expressway. We just figured it was a fraternity prank or some such.


20 posted on 10/08/2009 10:43:00 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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