Posted on 10/02/2009 12:03:24 PM PDT by La Lydia
10. Dead people can't vote at IOC meetings
9. Obama distracted by 25 min meeting with Gen. McChrystal
8. Who cares if Obama couldn't talk the IOC into Chicago? He'll be able to talk Iran out of nukes.
7. The impediment is Israel still building settlements. 5. We've been quite clear and said all along that we didn't want the Olympics.
4. This isn't about the number of Olympics "lost", it's about the number of Olympics "saved" or "created".
3. Clearly not enough wise Latina judges on the committee
2. Because the IOC is racist.
1. It's George Bush's fault.
(Excerpt) Read more at corner.nationalreview.com ...
yeah, I saw that. Sent a note to self in post 32 LOL
The beaches of Rio vs. the shores of Lake Michigan.
11. Lies spread by Fox News!
11) There are no ACORN offices in Copenhagen.
12) The State of Hawaii wouldn't release the long application form.
6. Obviously no president would have been able to acomplish it.
5. We’ve been quite clear and said all along that we didn’t want the Olympics.
Nope, rule #6 is “There is no rule #6.”
Rule 7 No not drinking after lights out.
Rule 8 No puff-dahs (or something to that effect)
Heeellloooo?
Have a great weekend FREEPS!
Regards of their efforts, I think they are probably sitting around laughing about it anyway, with an evil Rove chuckle providing the sound track. Maybe Rove will be on Fox tonight performing it.
#6 became discouraged and became a member of U6.
Thailand????
12) Voters turned off by Chicago's insistence on adding “Railroad Tie Beatings” as an experimental event in 2016.
13) Confusing ballots caused many, elderly, would be Chicago voters inadvertently cast ballots for “Pat Buchanan”.
14) After listening to Michelle and Barack each talk about nothing but themselves for 20 minutes, voters couldn't recall which city they were promoting.
#6 obviously ditched this joint and is currently partying in Rio.
5 and 6 are missing!
6. Rio trumped him. They won.
I was looking for the top ten reasons liberals would excuse Letterman from boinking his staff. This is better.
So what happened to #6
6. Obviously no president would have been able to acomplish it.
You can’t imagine how incompetent I must be to copy and paste an entire post from the Corner and MISS THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE. Sorry, D’oh,
#6 Because ACORN was denied passports to Denmark!
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