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11) Many IOC delegates were not convinced that Chicago had sufficient square mileage to accommodate hundreds of thousands of spectators, athletes, AND Oprah's rear-end.

12) Voters turned off by Chicago's insistence on adding “Railroad Tie Beatings” as an experimental event in 2016.

13) Confusing ballots caused many, elderly, would be Chicago voters inadvertently cast ballots for “Pat Buchanan”.

14) After listening to Michelle and Barack each talk about nothing but themselves for 20 minutes, voters couldn't recall which city they were promoting.

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14. Oprah! Oprah! vs. Oba! Oba! - NO contest!