1 posted on
09/30/2009 12:02:30 PM PDT by
Steelfish
To: Steelfish
Was the goldfish named, “Wanda”?
2 posted on
09/30/2009 12:03:33 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Steelfish
Better with tartar sauce...
3 posted on
09/30/2009 12:03:33 PM PDT by
xcamel
(The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. - H. L. Mencken)
To: Steelfish
Police found trace amounts of buttermilk and flour at the crime scene and she’s since been charged with battery. Her attorney says cops are on a fishing expedition and she will be found not gill-ty.
4 posted on
09/30/2009 12:04:22 PM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Steelfish
After SpatBut Before Hurl?
5 posted on
09/30/2009 12:04:33 PM PDT by
the invisib1e hand
("Isn't the Golden Mean the secret to something," I parried? "Yes," Blue replied. "Mediocrity.")
To: Steelfish
I would think the woman Spat after eating Goldfish.
To: Steelfish
7 posted on
09/30/2009 12:05:13 PM PDT by
Joiseydude
(I'd rather die on my feet, than live on my knees. Live free or die.)
To: Steelfish
10 posted on
09/30/2009 12:11:58 PM PDT by
Albion Wilde
("I apologize to hookers for having associated them with the House of Representatives.--Jim Traficant)
To: Steelfish
What a girlie-girl! You’re supposed to swallow them alive, and whole!
To: Steelfish
Ten points if you can guess the actor and movie:
“Oh no! Crockett and Tubbs are floatin’!”
LOL just thinking about that scene.
12 posted on
09/30/2009 12:15:41 PM PDT by
freedomlover
(Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
To: Steelfish
14 posted on
09/30/2009 12:16:40 PM PDT by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: Steelfish
Usually it’s the guy that hurts or kills the pets in such a situation. Certainly it’s not beyond the ability of women to do it, probably underreported anyway. She’s lucky they weren’t cats or dogs or higher order animals, she’d be up on charges.
People who kill the pets of others to get back at other people are extremely sick and pathetic.
17 posted on
09/30/2009 12:19:01 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: Steelfish
"The seven goldfish were purchased together by the couple during happier times." They could not foresee the dawning of the rage of aquarium.
19 posted on
09/30/2009 12:21:51 PM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Steelfish
Good thing they didn’t have a pet bunny rabbit. ;)
27 posted on
09/30/2009 12:51:26 PM PDT by
anymouse
(God didn't write this sitcom we call life, he's just the critic.)
To: Steelfish
Whatever social disturbance happens in Stink-adena should surprise no one — it is a very blue collar place.
29 posted on
09/30/2009 1:43:00 PM PDT by
TexasRepublic
(Obama = Jim Jones coercing us into suicide on a national scale)
To: Steelfish
Pasadena police say it's a civil matter and no charges will be filed. No animal cruelty charge?
I guess goldfish aren't "cute" enough.
30 posted on
09/30/2009 2:09:22 PM PDT by
timm22
(Think critically)
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