Posted on 09/30/2009 7:49:50 AM PDT by Joiseydude
PASADENA, Texas Authorities say a Houston-area woman who was burned up at her former common-law husband fried their pet goldfish and ate some of them.
Mitchell says the two argued earlier about some jewelry the man had given her but took back. She wanted the jewelry returned.
Officers who were dispatched to the woman's home arrived to find four fried goldfish on a plate. The woman said she already ate the other three.
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“Her lawyer referred to the investigation as a fishing expedition.”
Her husband was going to press charges, but decided to let her off the hook.
I missed that. Nice catch!
“I missed that. Nice catch!”
Thanks! I wanted to put it out there before we cast this thread aside.
Yeah, I think it’s time this thread went belly-up and we cast it aside. Puns about aquatic life are too easy. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.
“Puns about aquatic life are too easy. Its like shooting fish in a barrel”
True, but the challenge of keeping the thread going has a certain lure to it.
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