College bans dorm sex with roommate around

St. Louis Today ^ | September 29, 2009 | AP

[machogirl]

BOSTON - Sex in a dorm at Tufts University is fine. Sex in a Tufts dorm with your roommate there? That's a no-no.

The Boston-area school has a new policy this semester banning sexual activity while a roommate is in the same room.

[machogirl]

why should this even have to be addressed? geez. what happened to being tasteful?

[Borges]

J’accuse my roomate!

[Bruinator]

What if the roommate want’s to be there?

[umgud]

Sex in a dorm at Tufts University is fine. Sex in a Tufts dorm with your roommate there? That's a no-no.

What, no sex with your roommate?

[jacjmm]

I went to Tufts 20 years ago and remember being locked out of my room for the evening (without warning)because my roommate was in there with a young man....

[TWohlford]

Will be about as effective as banning weed and beer in the dorms.

Perhaps the administration will instruct students as to the meaning of the necktie on the door knob to address this issue?

[Clemenza]

Your roomate was a “Friend of Dorothy?”

[RetroSexual]

Do they issue a door hanger so you can properly notify your roommate before they disturb you?

"If the dorm's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'."

[Pearls Before Swine]

The old “sex-ziled” problem, codified into the College rulebook.

[heartwood]

Not good enough. I assaulted once when I wouldn’t/couldn’t go back into my room because my roommate and her boyfriend wouldn’t stop making out. Technically they weren’t having sex and I wasn’t there when they were doing what they were doing.

There need to be NO SEX rooms just like there are NO SMOKING rooms. Heck, all the dorms are smoke-free now.

When my daughters go to college they will be better prepared than I was.

[heartwood]

That’s I was assaulted, not that I assaulted anyone, although I should have...

[stephenjohnbanker]

“I went to Tufts 20 years ago”

You have my sympathy ;-)

[Nonstatist]

What if your dog is there? How about your mother?

[Joe 6-pack]

I would have thought a good number of Tufts students would be having sex with their roommates.

[BunnySlippers]

Well, at least they have rules. /sarc

[Perdogg]

or rubber bands

[haroldeveryman]

“Sex in a Tufts dorm with your roommate there? “

It’s probably hurting the attendance at home basketball games.

[Melas]

I guess no heard of putting a tie on the doorknob?

[Larry Lucido]

There need to be NO SEX rooms

I think they call that the "Married Student Dorms."

[TWohlford]

“I think they call that the “Married Student Dorms.”

BWAHAHAHHAAA!!!!

Or maybe that’s just the engineering student fraternity house?