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To: Talisker

I want pickles to be outlawed, extensive research reveals that nearly every single American who ate a pickle before the year 1900 is now dead. This cannot be allowed to continue.


20 posted on 09/18/2009 11:32:04 AM PDT by RipSawyer (Change has come to America and all hope is gone.)
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To: RipSawyer
I want pickles to be outlawed...

Dang, good catch. Okay, no breathing, and no pickles. Enough's enough.

21 posted on 09/18/2009 11:34:33 AM PDT by Talisker (When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on it's own.)
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To: RipSawyer; Eric Blair 2084; Kenny Bunk; Shermy

Drive Thrus.

Think of the millions of gallons saved if we didn’t have cars idling in drivethru lines.


22 posted on 09/18/2009 11:35:44 AM PDT by swarthyguy (MEAT, the new tobacco. Your right to eat meat ends where my planetary ecosystem begins.)
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To: RipSawyer
[...] extensive research reveals that nearly every single American who ate a pickle before the year 1900 is now dead.

And the latest environmental models suggest strongly that everyone who has eaten a pickle since 1900 will eventually be, also.

29 posted on 09/18/2009 11:56:32 AM PDT by Erasmus (Barack Hussein Obama: America's toast!)
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