Posted on 09/15/2009 1:27:21 PM PDT by kcvl
No joke...
http://www.politico.com/blogs/glennthrush/0909/House_guidelines_for_Presidential_putdowns.html
House guidelines for Presidential put-downs
House Rules Committee Chairwoman Louise Slaughter (D-NY) has released a helpful, updated primer for members regarding their conduct on the floor and in committees.
Especially useful: The section on how to properly insult the executive branch in the in the chamber.
“Disgrace” and “nitwits” — okay.
“Liar” or “sexual misconduct” — ixnay.
Under section 370 of the House Rules and Manual it has been held that a Member could:
refer to the government as something hated, something oppressive.
refer to the President as using legislative or judicial pork.
refer to a Presidential message as a disgrace to the country.
refer to unnamed officials as our half-baked nitwits handling foreign affairs.
Likewise, it has been held that a member could not:
call the President a liar.
call the President a hypocrite.
describe the Presidents veto of a bill as cowardly.
charge that the President has been intellectually dishonest.
refer to the President as giving aid and comfort to the enemy.
refer to alleged sexual misconduct on the Presidents part.
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While Rome burns!
Too bad the rules don’t ban liars, hypocrites and the intellectually dishonest instead.
“I don’t think there’s anybody back there.”
How about when Hillary, said that line about the willing suspension of disbelief, when screeching at Gen. Petraus. That was calling him a liar there in the Senate. The libtards are sick.
Commonly referred to the Monica clause.
Exactly! Then there would be no need to BAN WORDS!
they are all out of order
Ya know, in that letter, if it’s authentic, Obama says the art if effective “on a stop sign”.
He’s therefore on record supporting vandalizing public property.
LOL -- the halls of Congress would be empty.
OK. What if I just think those words? Now what are you libs going to do?
Some of people's concerns have grown out of bogus claims spread by those whose only agenda is to kill reform at any cost. The best example is the claim made not just by radio and cable talk show hosts, but by prominent politicians, that we plan to set up panels of bureaucrats with the power to kill off senior citizens. Now, such a charge would be laughable if it weren't so cynical and irresponsible. It is a lie, plain and simple. (Applause.)There are also those who claim that our reform efforts would insure illegal immigrants. This, too, is false. The reforms -- the reforms I'm proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally.
AUDIENCE MEMBER: You lie!
The double standard can not be permitted to stand.
Yes, and the next election can't come too soon. Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid have lost their damn minds (that is if they ever had any). That just proves that Botox is harmful to your brain. We need an FDA warning.
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Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro, and Momar Gaddafi all cheered the election of Barack Obama.
Only in the Clown Universe, is First Amendment speaking of facts and truth not allowed; Public representatives are nothing more than whiney little bitches unable to discern common sense. Let along, standing in between sneaks, cheats and liars to protect the American public, as their duty and oath of office requires.
But the question is, can you call him a liar when he is lying? It seems to me that that would merely be a statement of fact.
And he WAS lying.
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