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Glenn Beck Proposes Cap on Nation's IQ (Media- Waaaaah!)
9/12/09 | Andy Borowitz

Posted on 09/12/2009 1:49:35 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Glenn Beck Proposes Cap on Nation's IQ (Huffington Post cannot be posted)


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 912; glennbeck; media; satire

1 posted on 09/12/2009 1:49:35 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

I assume the author thinks this is “wit?”

I was funnier as a sophomore — in High School.


2 posted on 09/12/2009 1:51:37 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: nickcarraway

One of the major problems I have with liberals is that they believe that they are the smartest people on the planet when exactly the opposite is true. The 60s hippies came up with this crap.


3 posted on 09/12/2009 1:51:56 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Americans! "Behaving badly" since April 19, 1775!)
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To: nickcarraway

I don’t think it’s a good idea because there really is no risk that the HuffPo will exceed it anyway and it will only have the effect of creating the Limbaugh Effect — all conservatives will have to work with half their brains tied behind their backs.


4 posted on 09/12/2009 1:54:02 PM PDT by Juan Medén
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To: nickcarraway

Given the level of intellect shown in this piece ... I’m surprised it’s not written in crayon


5 posted on 09/12/2009 1:56:24 PM PDT by clamper1797 (If Obama were a paid Soviet agent he could not do more damage ... Sen Thomas Jordan)
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No, no, no, Glenn! We don’t need a cap on IQ!

What we need is a minimum.

6 posted on 09/12/2009 2:01:31 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: nickcarraway

Not a good idea. Widespread mental retardation would ensure Democrat Party victories in perpetuity.


7 posted on 09/12/2009 2:07:37 PM PDT by Jack Hammer (w)
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To: Juan Medén

Reminds me of the little line when getting into a slip contest with an idiot; If you want to start a cap down contest, excuse me for a moment while I take my brain out so we can start even.


8 posted on 09/12/2009 2:07:52 PM PDT by mazda77 (Rubio for US Senate)
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To: Juan Medén
. . . all conservatives will have to work with half their brains tied behind their backs.

Considering a good chunk of the legacy of the late Republican Congress and the Bush era---in which he and they forgot, drastically, the wisdom in Edward R. Murrow's maxim that we cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home---there are those who think conservatives already have worked with half their brains tied behind their backs.


9 posted on 09/12/2009 2:10:36 PM PDT by BluesDuke (The waste is a terrible thing to mind . . .)
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To: nickcarraway

Depends Diapers were originally developed for liberals after the 2000 election. Using it for the incontinent was an after thought.


10 posted on 09/12/2009 3:23:01 PM PDT by LA Conservative (Abu Hussein is not my president, he's a Marxist brother)
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