Posted on 09/10/2009 7:07:50 AM PDT by sr4402
Reports are that Chris Matthews was hospitalized last night with uncontrollable thrills running up and down his leg.
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Ever wonder if Mrs. Crissy gets jealous?
Quick! Give him a viagra and finish him off!
Are you sure it was not stomach problems from spending to much time on his knees in front of “Mack Daddy the Zebra”?
Someday I’ll have to learn Photoshop so I can play.
Hilarious title and pictures. I just choked on my morning coffee. Now I have to clean up my keyboard, but it was worth it — Thanks for the morning laugh!
Oh, Oh, O - Obama!
Ours in the Press Tremble for you!
Sadly, the tingle that ran up little Chrissie’s leg during the Obama campaign went all the way up to his head, blowing his tiny brain out his left ear. Given the many times Chrissie has gladly taken it in the ear for his pals on the left, the size of that orifice made it inevitable. He DID have a transplant. Unfortunately, it was the cryogenically preserved brain of Lyndon Baines Johnson and turned out to be even smaller than the original organ, probably because – as with nearly ALL Democrats -- it had never been used.
That idiot probably just had diarrhea.
medical advice: seek attention if tingle persists for more than 4 hours.
But this has gone on for MONTH, if not YEARS, If not DECADES.
But this has gone on for MONTHS, if not YEARS, If not DECADES.
Haha I had not seen that one before
Maybe Chris’s “tingle” could be the subject of my kid’s science fair project. ha
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