Posted on 09/08/2009 8:12:54 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
So glad El-Rushbo is back....hope his game(s) went well during his time off.....wonder if he made an eagle for one of his rounds?
Ann Coulter dated the angry troll Bill Maher...go figure. Must be a college thing, wild oats and all that.
I’m surprised Rush isn’t JIPing te Obama school speech.
DUh-bama’s problem is that he “clicked” with all the WRONG ones....Frank Marshall Davis, Saul Alinksy, Bill Ayers, Rev’rund Wright, etc.
Thank You!!! Every morning, I thank you!
He’s not JIPing the speech for one reason only: This is the most scripted, preloaded-to-worship-setting deal that could be imagined. Anybody with an opinion 1/8th inch off the mark from those “lesson plans” isn’t going to be allowed within a half mile of the room or The O.
BACK TO JARRETT...
Valerie Jarrett is the equipvalent of GW’s Karen Hughes.
Howdy.
G’day CC dear.
Could this be The Big Thing you were predicting earlier this year?
Perfect segway right now for the parody!
From your link
Obama: “Whatever you do, it will be pulled up later in your life.”
I will go along with that. Hope it comes to pass for Obozo, too.
Afternoon, TA3,.......isn’t it interesting Oblammo’s speech was at noon during the week...once again pre-empting attempts at Rush IMHO.
Beck will let us know this week. Still might be wishful thinking
Are you listening to it?
I’m hopeful but knowing Beck it could be hype.
Still, why would he make such an explosive statement if it didn’t have even the remotest possibility of being HUGE?
Van Jones;
http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2001/09/13/1040351.php
“The bombs the government drops in Iraq are the bombs that blew up in New York City,” said Van Jones, director of the Ella Baker Center for Human Rights, who also warned against forthcoming violence by the Bush Administration. “The US cannot bomb its way out of this one. Safety at home requires justice abroad.”
^
Reading terrorist abroad Miranda rights fall in line with Van Jones’ thinking
^
Van Jones is Obama
I’m thinking its about another czar.
Does he realize Dems control all 4 branches of govt? (Exec, Legis, Judicial, Media)
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