Posted on 09/08/2009 8:12:54 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Olberman wants DIRT on Glenn Beck. Oh R E A L L Y ...
Here’s Olberman with all the ducks lined up neatly
in a row (thanks to Glenn Beck’s excellent work),
ready to be picked off Ayers, Jarrett, the Emmanuel
Brothers, Sunstein, Jim Jones and the rest. Could
not be easier. They are just sitting there with a
great big target pinned to their chest.
But what does Olberman do? He turns and aims his
big fake gun ...
...
...
...
... at the carnival barker.
Sheesh!
Still believe the only reason for the low flyover of Manhattan in Air Force One was precisely to create a panic.
Sorry to hear that.
Amusing - though scary at the same time.
OH... MY... GOSH!... Eleven year old girl
lays down the smack. NO teleprompter!!!
Americas Freedom - Tea Party Speech
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHieqM1hKsg
Tax dollars swirling the drain, so to speak...
I’d love to see Olberman try something like that with Mark! LOL!
Doing alright. Ready for Rush. 6 days of no Rush blows.
Why is it that companies talk so long to call you back? I have a good one going right now.
Took the pee test and had a back ground check. Should know this week.
They do talk a lot about Barney Frank, maybe ? Barney Frank is going to jail ?
And did you see one person panic?
The media reported panic, but was
there... really? I think someone
was testing us.
Embarrassed firemen?
We will see.
Wow! Just Wow!
Thanks for posting that!
I think so. ... I believe there was an ulterior motive other than “updated photos of Air Force One”.
The HR folks at my company screw the pooch many times with their delays. It is as if they just don’t give a darn. My recruiting team has lost many awesome candidates to that very issue.
Good luck with this one.
Don’t they wanna fill these spots? Why wait so long?
Well, if he does, he will have a Gay Old Time in jail.
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