[OrangeHoof]

Then God said to Noah “Yo! Round up two of every critter in yo hood cuz I’m gonna make it rain!”

[a fool in paradise]

And then God said “AmeriKKKa’s chickens are coming home, to ROOST!”

[RoseofTexas]

LOL!

[MrB]

And then Jesus said, “verily, verily, I say to you...”

becomes

And then Jesus said, “Dude, ...”