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http://www.daylife.com/photo/01lh9zFgmw01G?q=Top+News ^ | August 29, 2009

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[beaversmom]

I think Looter Guy needs a float picture.

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Obama: "Weeeee, I love Six Flags. Hey Michelle, you should try this. It's fun."

[matginzac]

OK, I’ll bite: The one of Clinton and Bamster - “Really, it’s THIS BIG!!!!!”

Too easy....

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"Yo, B. I'll telling ya. Her booty was unreal. I just had to grab it, know what I mean?"

[al baby]

Looks just like my left nut after surfing

[freekitty]

I’m President; you’re not says Obama

[BufordP]

They say she survived for 9 hours on a pocket of air about this big.

[ConservativeStatement]

"We want to see the wizard!"

[jessduntno]

I think we have a winner...and did you notice Hillary in the background, talking to Laura, who is trying to be civil? W’s expression is priceless...”who came up with this seating arrangement?”

[sheik yerbouty]

Didn’t “Sheets” Byrd attend?

[WKUHilltopper]

Obama: "Bill, you Americans have really big......" (apologies to South Park)

[mlizzy]

She once had a sweet butt, only this big.

[Cicero]

"You idiot! Don't you know that the chic style at liberal funerals is a blue suit with double stripes? Get rid of that old, single-striped suit immediately, or you're losing your job as my personal umbrella carrier!"

[ConservativeStatement]

Here is a list:

http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2009/08/list_of_dignita.html

[mlizzy]

Too bad Fr. Euteneuer wasn't in attendance.

[bigbob]

Wow, the Gulfstreams must be backed up clear to the Inner Harbor...

[ConservativeStatement]

Tropical Storm Danny is crying today, lots of rain.

[Marysecretary]

She’s the only one so far who looks like she’s sad he’s gone.

[Daniel II]

“Looks just like my left nut after surfing.”

You should shave it more often.