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Here's mine! He's friendly, and when Jessica Simpson stops by she brings treats. |
Posted on 08/27/2009 7:30:34 PM PDT by Recovering_Democrat
Link only...funny stuff. http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/afterbirthers_demand_to_see?utm_source=a-section
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Here's mine! He's friendly, and when Jessica Simpson stops by she brings treats. |
They refuse to allow their stuff to be posted here (or excerpted). I refuse to give their site any traffic.
There's a thought.
OK. I’m not going to post my ‘mole rat’, again. It must have offended.
And still, Obama refuses to fork over the ten bucks to release his actual birth certificate.
lol — lotta good lines in that one.
The title is funny; the rest of it is sophomoric.
In some primitive cultures mothers eat the placenta...Its done by all prey animals also...My goats use to eat the placenta.(once they started, they consumed it all as you couldn’t bite it into smaller pieces) It always grossed me out but the smell would draw predators and there are some hormones in it they liked) They have also been used in cosmetics and by big Pharma for hormones (maybe not since they have synthetics though) but one hospital I worked at froze and sold them. That was 20 years ago...
i’m sitting here with a bowl of ice cream reading this...
Who’s Jessica Simpson?
Are you in med school? ... Seems to wash the revulsion factor our of normal people.
Theory I’ve read, somewhere: The eating of the placenta has been connected to the ‘letting down’ of the milk in mammals. Also, the petosin which started the whole birthing contractions, when consumed in the placenta can help contract the abdominal muscles and aid in fight or flight for the birthing mammal.
Painting your opposition as nutjobs is worth more than $10 plus the cost of lawyers to get the cases dismissed so why would he do that?
I am so sorry :O( LOL :O)
He is the placenta. When he was born, they threw away the baby, and kept the afterbirth.
Could be, I never ate mine, but having gone throught nursing school and working in the hospital, not much repulses me. See it all, put tubes in it all, cleaned out pus filled bed sores etc,...that last sentence was for the poor freeper eating ice cream.. Just a tad of the sick hospital humor....sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying...
And it was really awful ice cream to begin with -- on sale.
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