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Posted on 08/15/2009 11:34:30 AM PDT by Jim Robinson
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What a scary sight that is!
Indeed!
The Purple People Beaters
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The Purple People Beater (sung to the tune of The Purple People Eater)Well I saw the thing comin’ out of the left
It wore a union label, and yelled a threat
I commenced to shakin’ and I said “ooh-eee”
It looks like a purple beater to me
It was a S E I U union purple people beater
(S E I U union purple people beater)
A democrat, left-wing, union purple people beater
Sure looks strange to me
Well he came into town and he came up to me
I said Mr. Purple People Beater, don’t beat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn’t beat you cuz you’re too tough
It was a S E I U union purple people beater
(S E I U union purple people beater)
A democrate, left-wing, union purple people beater
Sure looks strange to me
I said Mr. Purple People Beater, what’s your line
He said it’s beatin’ honest people and it sure is fine
But that’s not the reason that I came to land
I wanna beat people for Obama my man
Well bless my soul, pipe and club, union purple people beater
Weather underground, union purple people beater
(S E I U)
Union purple people beater
Sure looks strange to me
And then he swung his fists knocking people to the ground
He started to fight, kicking people around
He sung a crazy ditty as he swung his fists
Singing boop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom
Well bless my soul, pipe and club, union purple people beater
Weather underground, union purple people beater
(S E I U)
Union purple people beater
Sure looks strange to me
And then he went on his way, and then what do ya know
I saw him last night on a TV show
He was fighting it out, a’really knockin’ em dead
Pushing down old ladys and kickin’ them in the the head
(clarinet solo)
Tequila
Posted By FReeper: Brookhaven
The Dogs Meeting
The dog's, they had a big meeting, they came from near and far;
Some they come in carts, and some they come in cars.
But before going inside the hall, without even a look;
They had to take their A-Holes off and hang em on a hook.
So in they marched - mother, son and sire;
When all of a sudden some dog howled, ‘Fire!’
So out they ran, without a look;
Grabbing any A-hole off any hook.
And that's the reason why, when you’re walking down the street,
A dog will stop and smell the butt of every dog he meets.
And that's the reason why a dog will leave a big fat bone,
to go and smell an A-Hole , in hopes he finds his own.
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