The Dogs Meeting
The dog's, they had a big meeting, they came from near and far;
Some they come in carts, and some they come in cars.
But before going inside the hall, without even a look;
They had to take their A-Holes off and hang em on a hook.
So in they marched - mother, son and sire;
When all of a sudden some dog howled, Fire!
So out they ran, without a look;
Grabbing any A-hole off any hook.
And that's the reason why, when youre walking down the street,
A dog will stop and smell the butt of every dog he meets.
And that's the reason why a dog will leave a big fat bone,
to go and smell an A-Hole , in hopes he finds his own.