Posted on 08/04/2009 12:32:37 PM PDT by Mike Darancette
President Clinton has arrived in Pyongyang to rescue jailed US journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee using "maximum force". He has vowed to pay "a little visit" to North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. Clinton will also attempt to "solve problems" caused by North Korea's nuclear program.
Clinton leaped into the sea from his unmarked, low-flying transport plane, seconds before it crashed into a cliff. He swam to shore in the early hours of the morning, silently killing a Korean guard, who, seconds before, had been scoffing at the "decadent" United States, then stealthily crept his way into the heart of Pyongyang.
Clinton was forbidden from going on the dangerous trip by his former boss, Gen. Bud Cretstatin.
"Clinton told me that he's the only hope for those two American girls," said Cretstatin. "I told him he was letting his emotions take control again. I said I was removing him from active duty and giving him a desk job. Then I asked him if that was understood. He said 'yes sir', but in a contemptuous tone of voice. Later he stole a plane and flew off to Pyongyang."
"I can't condone what he did," added the general, "but dammit, I admire him."
North Korea's military is one of the largest in the world, with over 1.2 million armed personnel. Clinton plans to take them on using two pistols and an old leather belt, clamping his trademark cigar between his teeth. It is speculated that Clinton, who cares little about the odds, intends to single-handedly infiltrate Kim Jong-il's secret headquarters, then use C4 explosives to destroy the nuclear program, which is kept in an adjacent area, surrounded by guards driving golf carts.
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isn’t that just amazing? I just read where the people were being released! the Clintons are just soooo amazing
(SATIRE)
I guess someone had to step in for Barry....
Wonder what the payoff was.
Clinton has more gravitas than Barry.
Which is not saying much, I know.
But Little Kim needed a face saving gesture, and the man with the world’s biggest ego could only respond with a president.
I’ll say this good for Clinton, he still hates Carter.
I know this is a joke but I surely wish FR would set a rule to put somethign up there that indicates such so we wouldn’t have to waste time reading something before we realize it is satire. I don’t mind satire but...hate reading something and then finding out as I go along that is’s nothing but a joke! Maybe it’s just me. But even if it is...it’s annoying.
Once more Bill pulls off that which Hillary could not.
Your time is too important for laughter?
The first sentence of the second paragraph told me it was a parody. How long did it take you to come to that realization?
Ha! Nice satire.
I realized it too when I read the nonsensical part of the article. It took me the same time as it did YOU. However, I don’t like wasting my time to read something that LOOKS legitimate only to find out it is satire. As I said before...I don’t mind satire but...dont’ want to have to read the article and then realize it is satire. It’s a waste of time. Sometimes you can tell it is satire by the title...other times not.
(Clinton Takes on North Korean Military)
give you a clue this was satire?
Wonder what the payoff was.
Clinton loves nose candy.
Anyone notice the similarity between Kim Jong-il and the alien visitors to Roswell, New Mexico. It is no wonder that Bill Richardson and Kim Jong-il hit it off....both being aliens from Roswell.
NO. Nothing the clintins do surprises me and they are so bold and arrogant I had no inkling this would be satire.
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