White House Beerfest: The True Story (satire)

[WyCoKsRepublican]

Yesterday, Sgt Crowley met with President Obama, Prof Henry Gates and VP Biden. After tossing down a few frosty cold mugs of beer, Gates stood on a foot stool to look Sgt. Crowley smack dab in his eyes. Sgt. Crowley, keeping his cool, took additional insults about his mama, the suit he was wearing and the way he wore his hair. Sgt. Crowley sipped on his suds as he absorbed the personal shots. This annoyed Gates so much that he took a swing at Crowley with his cane. Crowley ducked not spilling a drop of his beer. Obama suggested that maybe a some hoops would ease the tention. Crowley said he would prefer to continue sipping his beer. At that point Gates started swearing and ranting that if Crowley didn't want to shoot hoops, that he not only disliked basketball but all black people. Biden just looked straight ahead all afternoon, not saying a word, just smiling (at times without blinking for minutes). Obama declared the meeting a "success" and called a press conference to claim "Mission Accomplished." He then went on to Bash Bush.

[Bean Counter]

Like Rush always says: leave this to the Professionals...

[RedWireNut]

Black Label Diplomacy

This (made for TV —think Jeffersons — episode) almost demands that the beer be Carlings Black Label with Michelle being Mabel who serves the (picnic) table.

The only problem is that as she turns and walks away, there goes the theory that two half(a**ed)fricans can equal one whole(a**ed)frican.

I’m sure a creative producer can work around this without offending the Arabs or the Irish.

[Grampa Dave]

I would have sent a case of Arrogant Bastard Ale. That is real beer not that weak fizzy urine yellow stuff in 0b0z0's beer mug.