The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Thursday, July 23, 2009

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[Enterprise]

Bump

[Roccus]

“I think my idea is the best one.”

Would that 'idea' be the plan that he admitted not knowing?

[A. Morgan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v702/Kaslin/23578941/Pic_of_the_Day.jpg

[IMissPresidentReagan]

The one and the same. It doesn’t matter what it says, but it has his name attached to it, therefore it must be the best.

[sloop]

missed the pain killer part - but do remember that general practitioners are yanking out kids’ tonsils to get rich

i think the surgeons are upset that the gps are moving in on their turf

der fuhrer was not just a community organizer - seems he played a doctor too

[Roccus]

That's gonna be the jobs Zer0 promised......grave diggers.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I thought it was pretty bold of the man who voted against the Born Alive Infant Protection act to accuse doctors of “butchering” children.

[stephenjohnbanker]

“There is probably a letter czar already in place.”

Oh, you mean #17. The “Audit all registered Republicans Back To the Fetus” Czar??

[A. Morgan]

Obama reminds me of that character on Mad TV who had 13 jobs.

[A. Morgan]

... and then abort ‘em.

[Fudd Fan]

what color pill you take to get rid of a black pain in the a$$

Half-black. As George Jefferson used to say, he's a zebra.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Ford 2.8 Bil profit in 2nd quarter. They didn't need no stinking stimulus. HA!

[HonestConservative]

In.

[bluerose]

Thanks for the ping! Can’t wait to hear what Rush has to say about the speech last night.

[A. Morgan]

The health care rationing chart that Democrats don’t want you to see.

http://www.redstate.com/moe_lane/2009/07/23/the-health-care-rationing-chart-that-democrats-dont-want-you-to-see/

[stephenjohnbanker]

Yeah

[IMissPresidentReagan]

The only time Barack acted interested was when he talked about race.

[Sparko]

Thank you.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Watch out! Evil doctors want your tonsils!:

Obama: Greedy doctors are coming after your tonsils or something

[bluerose]

awesome!