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Barack Obama's Birth Certificate Stolen by Republicans
Weekly World News ^ | 7/22/09 | Reginald Cunningham III

Posted on 07/22/2009 8:26:53 AM PDT by grizzlyfish

WASHINGTON, DC – The official copy of Barack Obama’s birth certificate was stolen this week by Republicans wishing to halt his health care reform.

Earlier this week a group of conservatives stole the Presidents birth certificate, and are now holding it ransom to stall talks on Health Care reform. The group stealing the certificate was lead by Florida Representative Bill Posey. He, along with California Congressman John Campbell, led an elite squad of commandoes in a daring heist at the Honolulu hospital where the document, real or forged, was kept.

Now, with the issue of his legitimacy to be President in the hands of his opponents, Barack Obama is forced to stall on pushing forward his Health Care plan. Republicans want the reforms...

(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: barackobama; birthcertificate; birthers; certifigate; comingsoontoebay
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1 posted on 07/22/2009 8:26:53 AM PDT by grizzlyfish
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To: grizzlyfish

Is this a farce or a comedy?

Surely it is a joke.


2 posted on 07/22/2009 8:28:50 AM PDT by geologist (The only answer to the troubles of this life is Jesus. A decision we all must make.)
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To: grizzlyfish
God!

Those Republicans fight so hard!

3 posted on 07/22/2009 8:28:57 AM PDT by Jim Noble (I hope Sarah will start a 2nd party soon)
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To: grizzlyfish

Dayum ... that was supposed to be NEXT WEEK’S talking points!!


4 posted on 07/22/2009 8:29:30 AM PDT by gwilhelm56 (Orwell's 1984 - To Conservatives, a WARNING - to Liberals, a TEXTBOOK!)
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To: grizzlyfish

Do they have Bat-Boy guarding it or Sasquatch??


5 posted on 07/22/2009 8:29:43 AM PDT by NMEwithin
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To: geologist

It’s just cruel.


6 posted on 07/22/2009 8:30:09 AM PDT by Salamander (Cursed with Second Sight.)
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To: grizzlyfish

Surely this is from the WACKY News World rag...right?!


7 posted on 07/22/2009 8:30:53 AM PDT by RoseofTexas
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To: grizzlyfish; freekitty; sheik yerbouty

Zero’s HealthCare bill is, in reality, a Liberal Holocaust aimed at specific segments of the American people: the unborn, the elderly, whomever they deem expendable. It could be you or your parents or grandparents. It’s anyone, but Political Elitists who have excluded themselves for obvious reasons.

Call it what it is.


8 posted on 07/22/2009 8:31:03 AM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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To: grizzlyfish

They stole it in electronic form?

Magicians...Amazing trick, they stole something that never existed...wow, show me again...please oh please!


9 posted on 07/22/2009 8:31:16 AM PDT by mikelets456
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To: grizzlyfish

Don’t laugh. This is probably the explanation Rahm will give when it turns out there is no birth certificate.


10 posted on 07/22/2009 8:31:24 AM PDT by Brilliant
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To: All

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If only this were true

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Tune into Plains tonight. Ken Dunbar will have as his guest, renouned Canada Free Press writer, J B Williams. Mr. Williams is the author of the article, ‘Are YOU afraid of Obama?’.
He will discuss the bc issue and predictions of ‘civil war’.

http://www.plainsradio.com/radio.html

From Williams’ article in Canadian Free Press:

http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/12999
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Every member of the Supreme Court, every member of congress, every member of the Joint Chiefs, most members of the DOD, CIA, FBI, Secret Service and state run media, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, PBS, NPR, MSNBC, Fox and print news, knows that Barack Hussein Obama does NOT meet Article II – Section I constitutional requirements for the office he holds. By his own biography, there is NO way he can pass the test. The hard evidence is so far beyond overwhelming, it is ridiculous.
(snip)
But not ONE member of America’s most powerful people will dare confront Obama and his anti-American cabal on the subject. The Constitution does NOT stand.
(snip)
If Americans won’t let leftists have their country, the left will burn it and leave it in ruins. There is no peaceful way out of the corner leftists have placed Americans in… Congress, the courts, even the military brass and law enforcement, will do nothing to save this country. The state run media complex is running interference. The American people are on their own here…
(snip)
Half of the people you expect to stop this insanity are quiet co-conspirators in the silent coup. The other half is paralyzed by fear, motivated only by political self-preservation.
(Snip)
Americans keep asking what they can do because they see that none of their leaders are doing anything to stop the demise of their beloved country. It’s the right question, because those leaders are NOT going to stop this thing.
(Snip)
Who will save Freedom?
A brave few… This is how it was in the beginning, how it has always been and how it will be.
(Snip)
Orly Taitz, Phil Berg and Gary Kreep, all of whom have made defending the Constitution and the American way of life a personal ambition, in the absence of any constitutional leadership.
(Snip)
A precious few, but they exist… and the walls are indeed closing in on Obama and his evil cabal. If the American people fail to get behind these brave few who are seeking peaceful redress, all peaceful options will evaporate as if they never existed. We will return to a pre-1776 America overnight
Be sure to read the rest of this powerful essay at
http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/12999


11 posted on 07/22/2009 8:33:47 AM PDT by patriot08
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12 posted on 07/22/2009 8:33:58 AM PDT by mcmuffin (Will American patriots and freedom prevail?)
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To: geologist
Surely it is a joke.

LOL! Psssst!....Look @ topics. :D


13 posted on 07/22/2009 8:34:20 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Zer0 to the poor (foolish) voter: Welcome to MY DeathCARE ® You Sucker... Now Die! :^)
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To: grizzlyfish

He left it on the bar.


14 posted on 07/22/2009 8:35:02 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Obama is an illegal alien)
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To: mcmuffin

I love this “offishal” looking certificate!


15 posted on 07/22/2009 8:37:23 AM PDT by Joann37
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To: Brilliant

The Obama needs to step down as he can’t prove he is eligible.


16 posted on 07/22/2009 8:39:17 AM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: Jim Noble
LOL!
Dick (NINJA :) Cheney Strikes again.
Jim (NINJA :) Thompson Strikes.

17 posted on 07/22/2009 8:40:14 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Zer0 to the poor (foolish) voter: Welcome to MY DeathCARE ® You Sucker... Now Die! :^)
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18 posted on 07/22/2009 8:40:40 AM PDT by Alex Murphy ("I always longed for repose and quiet" - John Calvin)
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To: grizzlyfish
This cry of "racism" and “they are crazy” is a RED HERRING!

There is a MASSIVE COORDINATED PUSH today by the State run media (probably led by the Obama administration's and DNC's talking points) to try and reframe the entire argument regarding the legitimacy of Obama to serve because he is not an American citizen (Absolutely no proof that he is one; no legitimate birth certificate and the fact that Obama has spent OVER A MILLION DOLLARS in legal fees to an army of lawyers all fighting the release of a $10 birth certificate.).

Obama's new ploy is to reframe the entire argument and to denigrate all of those seeking simple proof that he is legitimately qualified under the guidelines of the U.S. Constitution to serve as president of the United States and Commander and Chief by calling everyone seeking the truth: RACISTS.

Sorry DNC and Obamessiah, you and your State run media can scream "RACISTS" all you want but it isn't going to wash HIS TIME, the Constitution says you MUST be a natural born citizen in order to hold this office, it has NOTHING TO DO WITH RACE and EVERYTHING TO DO WITH UPHOLDING THE RULE OF LAW AND THE COSTITUTION.

19 posted on 07/22/2009 8:40:47 AM PDT by Jmouse007 (tot)
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To: grizzlyfish

Why does obama even have a COLB (certificate of live birth)??

Those are given to non-citizens.

If you have a valid long form, why would you even ask for a COLB?


20 posted on 07/22/2009 8:41:01 AM PDT by Mr. K (THIS ADMINISTRATION IS WEARING OUT MY CAPSLOCK KEY DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!!!)
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