[DogByte6RER]

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1 comments for ""Access Hollywood" executive bitten by rattlesnake"

9:52 am Tue, Jul 14th, 2009

1. Protein Wisdom says :

"Being cold blooded, rattlers like sunbathing..." Ha! At first I thought the reporter was describing the reptilian tabloid executive who works for that trashy 'Access Hollywood' show.

Anyways...I do sincerely hope that the poor creature makes a full and complete recovery. That poor rattlesnake had no idea how many germs and diseases he could be exposed to by biting into a trashy Hollywood tabloid executive. Perhaps a local animal rescue group will go out and attempt to locate this poor snake. The rattler will definitely need some immunity booster shots and strong antibiotics after sinking his fangs into this tabloid executive's leg!

Hollywood taboild executives come from the same genetic pool as serial killers, lawyers, sex offenders, politicians and white collar scam artists. A hapless animal unfortunate enough to bite into any one of these low-lifes is very likely to become deathly ill and suffer an extremely slow and agonizing death.

My heartfelt sympathy goes out to the poor rattlesnake and I do hope the unlucky serpent makes a full recovery soon.

[DogByte6RER]

This one seems right up your alley. Ping.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

She was bitten by Keith Overbite. An attempt to eliminate imagined competition.

He was also responsible for the “tingle” is Chrissy Matthew’s leg.

[Krankor]

Each time a snake molts, it adds a rattle to its tail.

That kinda reminds me of, Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings

[miele man]

I am greatly surprised that these California ER docs didn’t seem to know much about poisonous snake bites symptoms. There is a doctor at the Loma Linda Med Center who is one of the nation’s foremost experts in poisonous snake bites and their treatment. He consults widely to other hospitals throughout the US.

[Miss Behave]

The Santa Ynez Mountains are so pretty. I’ll bet she wishes that she’d been wearing cowboy boots. Silly LA RagMagger.

[okie01]

Wearing long pants and leather sandals, she walked the dogs about 20 feet over bare dirt, turned around to walk back and felt ``a very sharp prick on my foot,''...

Odd, indeed, that the dogs didn't provide any warning...

[lowbridge]

Imagine if this happened under Obamacare.

[Richard Kimball]

It would have to have been a young rattler for her to just feel a sharp sting on her foot. I've never been bitten, but know a few people that have, and they all say it feels like getting whacked with a board with a couple of nails in it. I'm not familiar with the area, but small copperheads don't have the whack that a rattlesnake does. The lady is very fortunate.

[Slings and Arrows]

Jokes aside, this woman should have called an ambulance. Not only can they get through traffic more quickly (and legally), but they can get you a helicopter if TSHTF.

[TopQuark]

DO not enjoy physical harm done to your opponents. To disagree is one thing but hate schadenfreude is another. Don't do that: this is what has always distinguished us Americans from banana republics and Europe.

[The Nerve]

I also know someone who was bitten by a rattlesnake two weeks ago and spent 6 days in the hospital. She was watering plants on her patio and heard a clicking noise which she thought was the hose. When she reached down to straighten what she thought was a kink in the hose, he got her on the hand. Nasty business.

[Titan Magroyne]

Golly - you’d think the snake woulda granted amnesty out of professional courtesy.

[a fool in paradise]

Hollywood elites need to legislate for fang control. Really now, this toxic bite took 22 vials of anitvenom to counteract it.

That was an excessive strength of toxin that the snake used.