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"Access Hollywood" executive bitten by rattlesnake
The Temecula Valley News ^ | Sunday, July 12th, 2009. | Local News

Posted on 07/14/2009 6:56:14 PM PDT by DogByte6RER

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9:52 am Tue, Jul 14th, 2009

1. Protein Wisdom says :

"Being cold blooded, rattlers like sunbathing..." Ha! At first I thought the reporter was describing the reptilian tabloid executive who works for that trashy 'Access Hollywood' show.

Anyways...I do sincerely hope that the poor creature makes a full and complete recovery. That poor rattlesnake had no idea how many germs and diseases he could be exposed to by biting into a trashy Hollywood tabloid executive. Perhaps a local animal rescue group will go out and attempt to locate this poor snake. The rattler will definitely need some immunity booster shots and strong antibiotics after sinking his fangs into this tabloid executive's leg!

Hollywood taboild executives come from the same genetic pool as serial killers, lawyers, sex offenders, politicians and white collar scam artists. A hapless animal unfortunate enough to bite into any one of these low-lifes is very likely to become deathly ill and suffer an extremely slow and agonizing death.

My heartfelt sympathy goes out to the poor rattlesnake and I do hope the unlucky serpent makes a full recovery soon.

1 posted on 07/14/2009 6:56:14 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
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To: Slings and Arrows

This one seems right up your alley. Ping.


2 posted on 07/14/2009 6:58:10 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

She was bitten by Keith Overbite. An attempt to eliminate imagined competition.

He was also responsible for the “tingle” is Chrissy Matthew’s leg.


3 posted on 07/14/2009 7:03:55 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: DogByte6RER
Each time a snake molts, it adds a rattle to its tail.

That kinda reminds me of, Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings
4 posted on 07/14/2009 7:04:15 PM PDT by Krankor ("Quit talking about the eight men, or there's gonna be nine.")
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To: DogByte6RER

I am greatly surprised that these California ER docs didn’t seem to know much about poisonous snake bites symptoms. There is a doctor at the Loma Linda Med Center who is one of the nation’s foremost experts in poisonous snake bites and their treatment. He consults widely to other hospitals throughout the US.


5 posted on 07/14/2009 7:08:32 PM PDT by miele man
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To: DogByte6RER

The Santa Ynez Mountains are so pretty. I’ll bet she wishes that she’d been wearing cowboy boots. Silly LA RagMagger.


6 posted on 07/14/2009 7:09:39 PM PDT by Miss Behave (OMG, my tagline is stalking me.)
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To: DogByte6RER
Wearing long pants and leather sandals, she walked the dogs about 20 feet over bare dirt, turned around to walk back and felt ``a very sharp prick on my foot,''...

Odd, indeed, that the dogs didn't provide any warning...

7 posted on 07/14/2009 7:14:21 PM PDT by okie01 (THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA: Ignorance on Parade)
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To: DogByte6RER

Imagine if this happened under Obamacare.


8 posted on 07/14/2009 7:51:45 PM PDT by lowbridge (It's not that liberals are ignorant, it's that they know so much that isn't so - Ronald Reagan)
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To: DogByte6RER
It would have to have been a young rattler for her to just feel a sharp sting on her foot. I've never been bitten, but know a few people that have, and they all say it feels like getting whacked with a board with a couple of nails in it. I'm not familiar with the area, but small copperheads don't have the whack that a rattlesnake does. The lady is very fortunate.
9 posted on 07/14/2009 8:01:57 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: DogByte6RER; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Jokes aside, this woman should have called an ambulance. Not only can they get through traffic more quickly (and legally), but they can get you a helicopter if TSHTF.


10 posted on 07/14/2009 8:19:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: DogByte6RER
DO not enjoy physical harm done to your opponents. To disagree is one thing but hate schadenfreude is another. Don't do that: this is what has always distinguished us Americans from banana republics and Europe.
11 posted on 07/14/2009 8:27:40 PM PDT by TopQuark
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To: Richard Kimball

We have copperheads in the woods around my yard, I saw one two years ago, then a couple of weeks later I was pulling some weeds near my house and I felt a WHAM on my ankle. It hurt liked hell and I looked down and saw two marks on my ankle. I just KNEW a copperhead had got me. Then I felt a WHAM on my arm and on my back. It was at that point I saw the yellow jackets swarming out of the ground. I hate those little suckers, I waited until dark then poured gasoline down the hole, lit it off and enjoyed the fireworks. No more yellow jackets.


12 posted on 07/14/2009 8:37:34 PM PDT by AUH2O Repub (Palin/Hunter 2012)
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To: AUH2O Repub

Those ground dwelling ones are the worst. They’ll gang up on you, too.


13 posted on 07/14/2009 8:41:55 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: DogByte6RER

I also know someone who was bitten by a rattlesnake two weeks ago and spent 6 days in the hospital. She was watering plants on her patio and heard a clicking noise which she thought was the hose. When she reached down to straighten what she thought was a kink in the hose, he got her on the hand. Nasty business.


14 posted on 07/14/2009 8:56:41 PM PDT by The Nerve
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To: Slings and Arrows

What stood out to me was the doctors who tried to convince her it was a friggin panic attack. They do that way too much!!! We have to be our own advocates.


15 posted on 07/14/2009 9:01:52 PM PDT by Freedom2specul8 (Please pray for our troops.... http://www.americasupportsyou.mil/)
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To: AUH2O Repub; Richard Kimball
I saw the yellow jackets swarming out of the ground.

Several years ago, I took a neighbor on his first deer hunt.

Barely an hour into the hunt, we spotted his deer on the opposite side of a small canyon, and he shot it.

I stayed put, to guide him to it through the brush. As he reached it, he turned and started running and yelling.

I called across to ask what was the matter?

It had folded up, then slid down the hill a short way, going over, and stopping next to, the entrance to an underground nest, and they were P.O.d.

We ended up getting a rope on it from a safe distance, then pulled it farther down the hill.

16 posted on 07/14/2009 9:03:57 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The mob got President Barabbas; America got shafted)
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To: ApplegateRanch
I love the outdoors and the wilds, but there's a lot of dangerous stuff out there. WAY too many people grew up watching Bambi and Gentle Ben and think they're real.

There was another thread on FR today about people letting cobras and pythons loose in the everglades.

And, of course, our native buddies:


17 posted on 07/14/2009 9:15:30 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Golly - you’d think the snake woulda granted amnesty out of professional courtesy.


18 posted on 07/15/2009 5:27:15 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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To: AUH2O Repub

Generally, I don’t bother killing bugs outside the house, but the typical yellowjacket over-reaction to a passing lawnmower makes their deaths a genuine pleasure.

I don’t do the fire-in-the-hole trick, tho — just funnel a cup of gas down in there and plug it with a wad of dirt.

I like to imagine their buggy screams of horror as their wings melt off.

Little bazzards make mean drunks in the fall, too, when they feed off fermented fruits on the ground.


19 posted on 07/15/2009 5:35:37 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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To: Richard Kimball

LOL good grief!


20 posted on 07/15/2009 7:45:59 AM PDT by cyborg (The Cyborg Show brought you by the Apple iPhone)
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