Oh my word! I just discovered that the president is a black man!

vanity | July 11, 2009 | Jim Robinson

[Jim Robinson]

On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog, but someone in the liberal media just informed me that the president of the U.S. is a black man. And as such cannot be criticized or joked about by conservatives.

Obama is off limits! They can make all kinds of rude and crude jokes about George Bush, even comparing him in thousands of crude cartoons over the past eight years as a chimp, but man. If you were to follow suit comparing today's president to a smirking chimp you would be crucified!

And Sarah Palin's family and children? Open season! Even the most innocent and helpless can be unmercifully attacked by the left. But don't dare criticize even jokingly a liberal black president's wife or children. The media will go bananas!!

Now hear this!

Henceforth and herewith on all soon to be extinct right-wing Internet sites and talkshows criticism of the U.S. president is hereby verboten!

The liberals won the election and they are now in charge!

That is all.

[LucyJo]

Just some little remembrances from the days - not so long ago, yet it seems a lifetime - when it was not only ok, but clever and funny to criticize a powerful black person - and, a woman at that...covering racism and sexism in one!

[jazusamo]

LOL!

His black side is way too defensive and his honky side can’t take a joke.

[smoothsailing]

A black man! Who Knew?

[Jim Robinson]

Yep. Technically, he’s not all black. He’s half African, half American and half assed.

[Iron Munro]

The Wookie and The Rookie
(isn't she beautiful and glamorous?)

[Jim Robinson]

It hit me like a bolt of lightening.

[houeto]

If he got called a honger, would that be bad?

[Always Right]

Obama bowls like a black man and plays basketball like a white guy.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***Oh my word! I just discovered that the president is a black man!***

OMG! No wonder the property values have fallen!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2290396/posts

Zillow.com estimated that the White House — if it was put on the market as a residence — would be valued at about $308 million. But the estimated value has fallen about 7% or $23 million from a year ago.

[Jim Robinson]

Obama can’t jump?

[Rocky]

OK, the “honky” bit is still making me laugh.

I’m glad to see you’re finally on the PC wagon. This is, after all, the Politically Correct generation. We must be very circumspect in our speech. We don’t want to offend anyone.

[cripplecreek]

I used to work with a mixed race guy who considered himself to be white. When I felt comfortable enough to ask, I asked why he chose white over black.

He said it was because he was raised to not expect anything handed to him and didn’t want to live with the question of whether affirmative action was the source of his success.

[rlmorel]

Do they sell the official TOTUS facsimile there?

I want one.

[cripplecreek]

As long as you aren’t one of those filthy herring shucking norwegians, you’re OK with me. LOL

[presently no screen name]

Did you ask the media - “Are you saying BO is African-American”?

[TigersEye]

But Alan Keyes is not a true black man. He’s a conservative! The liberals allow open season on him, no bag limit.

He's one of the darkest old white guys I've ever seen. /s

But I love him. What an originalist! With his passion for the Constitution I wish he were a Supreme Court justice.

[LADY J]

"They’re on the Crazy Train."

Actually - more like the Gravy Train!

[Always Right]

Obama can’t jump?

See, now that is OK. We can joke about the white Obama.

[Semper Mark]

Who’s the guy in the upper right hand corner of that pic?

LOL!