Posted on 07/11/2009 9:46:11 AM PDT by kristinn
Sarah Palin did an interview with a prominent newspaper reporter this week while wearing open-toed shoes that exposed her green feet!
Palin claims her feet were green from cutting grass, but anyone one with an education higher than an Idaho diploma mill knows that green feet are a genetic defect local to inbreeding in Wasilla, according to the Daily Kos.
While I'm at it, has anyone looked at Trig's feet to see if he has green feet like his supposed mother?
Sallie Quenn called me this morning in shock over Palin's flagrant display, saying, "Someone who has no shame in being a greenfooted inbred has no business being a mother, let alone a candidate for high office. First she parades in front of the cameras covered in fish guts, now this!"
Columnist Cathleen Perker flashed the theme of her new Washington Post column in an e-mail to me: "Green, Guts and God, Palin Preens for Pseudo-Patriots."
Of course, Bill Cristol was already on Faux News this morning pimping Palin's excuse for showing off her green feet, "Look she said she was mowing the lawn. Grass is green. It stains skin."
But Cristol and Palin don't say she was mowing the grass barefoot. So that leaves Wasilla inbreeding.
I'll be on a special Countdown with Keith Olberwomann tonight to discuss this latest damning revelation about Sarah Palin.
Ar...Ar...Arlantic. LOL
I had green legs after I weedwacked my lawn. But I’m Irish.
LOL
It wood half to be in the Wasilla water, not Sarah’s inbred jeans, ‘cause she warrant born in Wasilla.
There are a few other kinds of people that we need to keep from breeding. We can start with the author and anyone connected with him.
True True. What a stupid stor is this the Onion?
By the way never mow the grass with bare feet. You should always wear some sort of boot. Lawnmowers dont leave much of barefeet should one slip under it.
Sheeeettttt! I gave up walk-behinds ages ago....if I can’t cut the grass sitting on something with 4 wheels....I’ll move....
This is satire. . . right? I mean, really,this can’t be serious. . .
"but anyone one with an education higher than an Idaho diploma mill "
Apparently the author fails that test.
It's THE ARTLANTIC. So I'm thinking yes.
You do realize that this is satire.It’s mocking the obsessive, neurotic hatred of Sarah Palin by “Sullivon” and the leftists/ elitists.
Has anyone looked at the author’s feet to see if he has webbed feet?
Quick look and all I saw was “ATLANTIC.”
Key to good satire is believability, and with Andrew Sulliven, it sounded downright gospel.
Green feet...grassy knoll. Hmmmmm LOL
Satire or not, these thoughts and similar make my comment stand even stronger.
Had the read the article - fer a second or two, thought SP had comeout against oil, gas, coal and carbon in general.....
You’re right on point. Mocking satire is the most effective way to deal with the ridiculous nonsense that is being written about Gov. Palin.
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